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I am in a painful phase of "obsess over the culkin kids". I was at kieran, now I'm at rory. Scream 4 is the one anyone would recognize. I am a dummy though. I have severe crippling anxiety from any sort of horror movie. So what do I do? Watch a different but more godawful movie! 

Lords of Chaos. This movie starts out with our main boy Euronymous "playfully" telling one of his friends to cut the other. (This movie is about the creation of Norwegian black metal) Movie progressively gets worse from there. The first half takes off once we get introduced to Dead. He has issues and hates cats. Sadly, he dies. So what does my boy Euronymous do? Take pics of his dead ass body of course! And thus Norwegian black metal was born I guess. So our boy goes and gets himself a record label and store and meets this dude who he once told was cringe. Dudes name is Christian. And I think he's cringe also. He's like "dude I got this thing for your label" and Euronymous is like "holy shit this is cool". Christian is now Varg. Ball starts rolling and Christian (Varg) sat a church on fire. It's on the news and now all of a sudden, black metal is a big competition between Euronymous and Varg. Who can set churches on fire the best or whatever. Things go from there and Faust stabs a man to death. (Big rollercoaster and this point) Euronymous gets paranoid and he tells the group (the black circle) "maybe we should lie low for a minute". The group calls him a pussy and moves on. He's really paranoid at this point so he shuts down his record store and label and moves into some apartment and gets a girlfriend. Varg calls him and tells him that they need to take the next step. Euronymous plainly said "the next step is jail" and I laughed so hard I pissed myself. Varg goes public with the whole "I did the church burnings and I know who killed that man" bullshit. Euronymous sees on the news that he's been arrested and he's like "Varg you idiot" in the middle of a bar. (Not sus at all) Varg gets out of jail and has a talk with Euronymous about the fact that Euronymous went and did an interview with Kerrang! magazines. (Only the real ones know) Varg gets mad so Euronymous writes up this big contract stating that he will pay Varg back all the expenses it took to record his album. Varg goes nuts and drives all the way to Euronymous's apartment. (At this point Euronymous had his girlfriend cut his hair as he's having this midlife crisis at like 20) Varg shows up with this contract and Euronymous is like "sure come on in!" like he sees nothing weird about this. Varg pulls out a knife and stabs him multiple times. Euronymous is like "wait we can still talk about this" like he's not bleeding out all over the carpet. Varg is a dumbass so he decides to make himself a little energy smoothie right there and our little dying dude has escaped down the stairwell and is banging on people's doors. Varg gets a hold of him again and kills him on the stairs and takes off. (So much wrong with that part cause he really messed up with the "no dna" rule as he touched everything) Varg gets caught and all the other little friends too. Movie ends with Euronymous calling me a poser. Based on a true story mind you.

This movie was incredibly rough. Gory and sexual alike. Considering the last movie I watched that starred rory was lymelife, this was a culture shock. I am actually Christian and this movie held extreme satanistic vibes. (Ba-durr it's Norwegian black metal) I am in my "movie recovery phase" but I did really enjoy it. It is a true story and I guess everyone who was in it actually existed and everything that happened in it actually happened. Mind blower considering that if I ever did that my mom would kill me dead. Definitely recommend this if you have a stomach for this kind of thing. (Even though I just spoiled the whole thing) Till we meet again, stay in drugs, drink your school, and don't do milk!!