Flurtzville...

Why you should move to Flurtzville.

1. Free healthcare. Who doesn't like free healthcare? We gotta take care of the people. We can't just be letting them die or some shit cuz I know for a fact y'all is broke.. So free healthcare!

2. Beautiful community!!! Our people are awesome and badass and are confirmed to be wearing shades everywhere anytime cause they're just too cool to have vision.

3. Free MTN Dew. Why not.

4. No law enforcement. Our community's good enough to go without them. Plus who even likes the police?? I know we don't.

5. Free housing. Now, you may be thinking.. How the fuck are we gonna afford all this shit??? We know a guy.

6. We're totally building huge gothic castles. Cause why not.

7. It's the ideal place to live. It's like Finland and the Netherlands but better. We got a kickass community, kickass environments, kickass kids walkin around not worrying about kidnappers cuz the residents here are just too cool to be doin that shit, and kickass food. Free food at that. Well, almost free. We might know a guy but that guy isn't Elon Musk dawg.

8. The second you move in, your automatically kickass.

9. Free monster truck shows and Hulk Hogan lives here.

10. Hulk Hogan lives here.

11. Hulk Hogan lives here.

12. Hulk Hogan lives here.

13. MTN Dew is like water here. The second you become a resident, you don't need water anymore, but instead, MTN Dew.

12. Hulk Hogan might just live here????

13. No car accidents. Cuz we don't have cars, we have monster trucks.

14. Free phat pants. We buy it ourselves and give them out to the community. Cuz that shit is WAY too expensive!!

15. This was the first place Chief Keef went to after coming out of O block.

BECOME A RESIDENT TODAY