Cis men are the WORST (not clickbait) (SUPER drama)

OKAYYYYY????????

So yesterday I invited my close friend from middle school(let's call them PJ) to hang out with me and my college friends. One of the guys(let's call him Nick) had been telling me he thought my friend was cute and like he had a itty bitty crush on her or whatever. 

So me and PJ are thinking like: Oh, he's gonna get to know them and like whatever. 

The whole time before we go to where we're actually gonna be hanging out at Nick's like so weird... Like he didn't take his meds that day so he could drink and shiz so he was like angsty and that was fine. But he was also like hugging and talking to every other girl and borderline ignoring my friend... 

Then when we actually get to our destination and Nick gets a bit tipsy and smokes a bit he's like super talkative. Still not that much to my friend at all but like he'll say things in passing. 

AND THEN HE'S KISSING THIS OTHER GIRL ALL NIGHT

Like neither of us cared really because at least we're still hanging out. And the other girl was also in the college friend group. The whole group is super touchy with each other and multiple people have had relations with each other and the friend that was getting kissed on (let's call her Abby) is like super silly and gets super kissy kissy when drunk.. Like Abby is super affectionate anyways but she was also ovulating so yeh.

Anyways, Nick and Abby are basically sewn at the hip all night. Like he is FOLLOWING her around.

And every time Abby would walk off and PJ was there Nick would be all "save me save me" as if he wasn't initiating most of the kisses.

Nick keeps saying it's all Abby but we are literally watching it be him. 

And before and while this is happening PJ and Abby are like becoming friends. 

So the nights coming to an end and Nick comes up to me and is like "I really fucked up" 

LIKE DUH MOTHAFUCKA

You literally spent days telling me about your crush on my friend just to not talk to them and make out with Abby...

So the four of us get an uber home. Nick and Abby get dropped off first and idk what we were thinking bc none of us were sober. But we were told that Abby was getting an uber from Nick's house and didn't think much of it.

So me and PJ are debriefing in this like 40 minute uber and the driver is soooooooo talkative but the story isn't even about that.

The next day (LITERALLY THIS MORNING) Nick is like calling my friend and texting them and blah blah blah basically talking about "let me make it up to you lets go on a date" nonsense right? PJ and I are talking about how weird yesterday was and how weird he is because we were already kinda sus about him from TWO days ago (but that's neither here nor there). And basically, they're telling me what he's saying about yesterday like "Oh he said he just told her the situation and sent Abby home"

Suddenly out of nowhere, i'm getting texts from Abby about how sorry she was and how bad she felt because apparently Nick told Abby what was going on with him and my friend. But get this...

HE HOOKED UP WITH HER BEFORE TELLING HER

Like obviously we knew some shiz was up but REALLY???? 

Yesterday before we all fell asleep PJ and Nick were on the phone and PJ thought they heard something but ignored it. AND IT WAS LITERALLY HIM TRYING TO KEEP ABBY FROM TALKING AFTER HOOKING UP WITH HER AND THEN TELLING HER HE LIKED PJ...

Obvs, Abby is telling me EVERYTHING and showing me her HICKIES!!!!! and feeling bad and im like "omg nononon you didn't know, Nick sucks and i'm telling PJ EVERYTHINGGGGGG. And rightfully so PJ is like "Oh... maybe we shouldn't go on a date... sorry" to Nick.

And i put us all in a group chat and figured out that Nick is literally the worst and was trying to manipulate all of us for no reason.

Right after i put us all in a group chat, NICK CALLS ME?????

And he's all "Im trying so hard to fix this. is PJ okay like they just said we shouldn't go on a date and blah blah blah" And im soooo uncomfortable like im laughing on this call and also i was doing math all morning bc i missed crazy homework without realizing so im already stressed.

Nick is on the phone with me and he's like "I don't know what i did, i bet it was Abby if it was i'm gonna k-word her" and im obvs in shock bc don't say that about my friend like she's so cool???? And i know for fact that you're leaving out important details and lying to my friend sooooooo......

And Abby called and confronted him after her, PJ, and me finished our conversation and he was so rude to her and said that SHE manipulated HIM???? And now i don't wanna hang out with any of the boys in that group and ugghhhh.

Anyways...

Everything was so ass like me and PJ had fun thank god but my friends are assholes (not all of them) and i don't want to hang out with any of the boys in that group (except maybe one of em) because all three of them have hooked up with Abby and they're just major fuckbois and don't care about women or people that are fem presenting and it sucks that i didn't knwo until now because i though they were cool and i was finally gonna have a cool clique of alternative college friends