GameBro Reviews - The Game Awards 2023

How's it hanging, Bros, Broettes, and Non-Bronaries.

So I'm chilling on my sofa, right? Slamming some sodas, straight crunching them munchies. Generally just snacklelackling. Bros get the jig. At some point my bro Philip calls me, and he's all like, bro, The Game Awards, they happening. And I'm like, right now? And he's like, right now, Bromber One.

So I hang up and check the web, and I'm all like, damn, they're happening. So mellow out and watch a trailer, but the whole time I'm thinking to myself, right? Where the hell's my Bro-in-Blue, Gonzo?

It was at this point Bros that I realized that The Game Awards is totally lame, and a huge waste of a Bro's time. I ended up closing the livestream and watching a Channel Awesome video on the Top 5 Muppets to try and catch my Bro, but the Nostalgia Critic was a straight up no-show-bro.

How can they expect a Bro like me to slog through an entire 10:00 long Channel Awesome video without maintaing eye contact with Doug Walker's bulbous blue eyes the entire time like they're the last slice of pizza on the table when I'm crashing with my Bros.