WHY I HATE GABE

1. HE MURMURS SO QUIET

LIKE BRO I CANT HEAR YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE THAT. SPEAK UP.


2. HE WONT TELL US WHAT SHAMPOO HE USES.

LIKE FR THIS MANS HAS THE MOST DIVINE LAVISH HAIR AND WONT TELL ANYONE WHAT HOLY (OR UNHOLY) PRODUCT HE USED


3. 333


4. JIT MADE CHRISTMAS FOR 0 REASON


IF CHRIST DOESNT EXIST CAUSE YOU OVERTHREW HI MWHY TF IS CHRISTMAS COMING HUH???


5. IT TOOK HIM 6000 YEARS TO KILL HUMANS


LIKE BRO JUST DO IT ALREADY YOUR ALTERNATES ARE SO SLOOOW. EVEN THE SHEPARDS RAN FASTER THAN THESE GUYS TOOK.


THAT I DS WHY HE FUCKING SUCKS BRI


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The Observer.

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...I don't use shampoo. My hair is naturally that wonderful.


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dayum...

by Gabriel #1 HATE ACCOUNT!!!!; ; Report

You wish you were me.

by The Observer.; ; Report

nahh.. I wish I was your WEAVE.

by Gabriel #1 HATE ACCOUNT!!!!; ; Report

Marshmallow_Fluff

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But of course, which Gabe in question?

The world may never know.


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