THE BBT PILOT IS FUCKING NUTS

OKAY SO IM CURRENTLY WATCHING THE BBT UNAIRED PILOT ON A WEIRD ASS PIRATE WEBSITE AND I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TOE SAY 💀

sO I'LL WRITE SOME THINGS DOWN HERE

1. Sheldon is LITERALLY a sex addict
2. LOTS of sexual jokes
3. LEONARD AND SHELDON MASTURBATED TOGETHER???? (MENTIONED BY SHELDON, obviously they don't do that in the episode but Sheldon mentions that they DID do it so this confirms that they CANONICLLY had a sexual encounter, SO SHELONARD IS CANON HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)/srs
4. I can't believe that they had a live audience for this too
5. Gilda.
6. Katie.
7. I FEEL SO BAD FOR BOTH OF THE ACTRESSES I CAN'T IMAGINE THE PAIN THEY FELT AFTER THEY LITERALLY THREW THEM OUT OF THE CAST AFTER THEY FINISHED THE FUCKING UNAIRED (BRUV not even AIRED) PILOT LIKE FR IMAGINE HOW THEY FELT AFTER SEEING THAT THE SHITTY BOLLLYWOOD SHITCOM THAT THEY WHERE IN MADE MILLIONS WITHOUT THEM I WOULD BE SO DAMN UPSET AND DEPRESSED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I FELE SO BAD
8. HE SAW 6 (plus 1) WOMAN NAKED????????
9. WHY DOES HE HAVE A BIG BOOTY FETISH ITS SO WERIRD AND IT DOESN'T FIT HIM AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
10. The soundtrack and the transitions are so weird and outdated that it feels depressing (same thing for the old backgrounds, esp leonard and sheldon's appartment, it looks weirdly oniric and depressing for some reason)
11. Where are my favorite queercoded bitches 🥹(Raj and Howard)
12. Leo looks so pretty omfg...........
13. They use some pretty good jokes that were like, reused (idk if im correctly expressing myself) in the other episodes outside of the pilot (like the famous sarcasm joke, the naked women joke....)
14. Even though some jokes are fun, i believe that keeping the pilot unaired was a very good decision because, the characters, along with the backgrounds and the weird sense of nostalgia and sadness of it make it slightly hard to watch, which could've been a problem if the episode turned out to be aired.
15. MIGHT EDIT LATER, I HAVEN'T FINISHED WATCHING IT YET.