Some of these are semi-ironic, it's up to you to decide what is and isn't.
- If you use one of those layouts that are full saturation rainbow don't add me. I can't read your info and it gives me a headache.
- If you kin: Matt, Tord, Edd, or Larry (EW), Peridot (SU), Josuke (JJBA), Tommy Coolatta (HLVRAI), Eyeless Jack or BEN Drowned (Creepypasta), Adam or Jonah (tmc)
- If you try using the tap to pay before the card reader is ready
- If you're younger than YouTube
- If you demonize cluster B personality disorders (ESPECIALLY NPD and ASPD)
- If you like "old internet" but didn't use the internet until after 2013
- If you ship pedo/incest shit or you're "neutral" on it stay the fuck away from me
- The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
- If you listen to "violent pornography" by System of a Down just because you think it's an edgy song and you don't know/care about the real meaning
- Call yourself "delulu"
- Think "delusional attachments" are real. If you're aware of a delusion it's not a delusion.
- If you use vent (the app)
- If you fake DID (every single one of you)
- If you were/still are on "alt-tiktok"
- Noun Pronoun users (xe/fae/zer/etc. are fine) but if you use like rot/vamp/pup/mew I'm stealing from your home
- If you like Eddsworld/Creepypasta/etc. because of FNF
- If you like/EVER liked DSMP
- If the only "metal" you listen to is nu-metal (I like nu-metal too but there's better music out there)
- If you only listen to one genre of music
- If you "like" the 4chan "aesthetic" or whatever but you only went on /b/ once and make it your personaltiy
- Yandere simulator fans
- People who call themselves yandere/people who want a "yandere" gf/bf
- Call yourself a "trannyfag" "transfag" or anything similar you are annoying to me
- If you call all trans men "transmasc"
- If you don't like arabfunny / hood irony
- If you like any of my interests in a different way than me or if you think you like them "more" than me
- If you still use carrd
- If you make me click on another website for your about me/DNI
- If you call yourself "scenecore"
^or if you just add "-core" to the end of everything
- If you found any of the music I like through tiktok
- Krita users
- Google Chrome users
- Opera GX users (Use Vivaldi or Firefox or literally any other browser)
- If you like Steven Universe
- If all you do on social media is mope and complain
- Self diagnosed (excluding things like depression, anxiety, PTSD, things that can be self diagnosed)
- If you've ever unironically used the "I'm a minor" excuse
- Genshin fans
- Stoners/Alcoholics/People who make that shit their personality go to rehab
- If when you came out said "I can say (insert slur here) now!"
- Call yourself hypersexual Proudly (it's not a sexuality it's a trauma response)
- You use that annoying Josh Hutcherson Whistle loading screen that lasts for like 30 seconds
- If you joined Roblox after quarantine
- If you fall for obvious ragebait
- If you use the words transmed/truscum/tucute grow the fuck up
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Matt
based dni
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You are not Matt from edds world
by General Fosh-star ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗; ; Report
♱ n1n ♱
Honestly, i think it is funny/ironic that you have undiagnosed as a dni, then in your aboutme you list your diagnosed disorders and DiD is not on there- unless of course you just speak on systemfaking while not being a system. This was just a bit curious to me.
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Whether or not I have a disorder that is caused by extremely traumatic experiences is nobody's business.
by Edd; ; Report
Well, you would think that would extend to other people. But who knows.
by ♱ n1n ♱; ; Report
Where did I ever say people had to say anything like that lmfao
by Edd; ; Report
So whether or not you have gone through traumatic experiences is nobodies business, but deciding if other people have is yours?
by ♱ n1n ♱; ; Report
that just isnt what i said i said people are faking DID by roleplaying
by Edd; ; Report
I think you are really failing to see the irony here, but honestly i don’t care to reply again after this. I dont really feel like laying it out for you tbh
by ♱ n1n ♱; ; Report
Mimi
Beautiful bait
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Nehiri
only based dni list on this site
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charlie the vampire 🦇🩸
i wanted to think of something funny to say but i know your just a little desperate attention whore and i dont wanna waste material
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real
by ale :D; ; Report
you're*
by Edd; ; Report
you capitalized the "P" in "Proudly" in your DNI list btw
by charlie the vampire 🦇🩸; ; Report
xXkf100Xx
Is it fine if I like metalcore or something similar?
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im gonna be honest i really dont care these are just funny to make
by Edd; ; Report
Alright.
by xXkf100Xx; ; Report
Dude why are you asking if it’s fine ? Who cares if people are making fun of your music taste, even if you did like exclusively nu metal that’s ok these ppl are just too online to function
by General Fosh-star ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗; ; Report
danny ♡₊
are bing users allowed
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If I was a SpaceHey admin I’d ban anyone who uses bing
by Edd; ; Report
by danny ♡₊; ; Report
mayo
aw man whats wrong with krita users
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Nothing it was just a michael prank
by Edd; ; Report
pierce!!
this is the wildest dni list i have ever seen dude
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happens
by Edd; ; Report
I’ve seen worse man
by frank; ; Report
RIO
never in my life have i seen a dni list include google chrome users. don't know how to feel about that
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i just dont fucks with it
by Edd; ; Report
that's so real actually
by RIO; ; Report
Pale moon all the way baby
by John Horne; ; Report