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Full DNI List

Some of these are semi-ironic, it's up to you to decide what is and isn't.


  • If you use one of those layouts that are full saturation rainbow don't add me. I can't read your info and it gives me a headache.
        ^ Also don't add if you use an unreadable font. 

  • If you kin: Matt, Tord, Edd, or Larry (EW), Peridot (SU), Josuke (JJBA), Tommy Coolatta (HLVRAI), Eyeless Jack or BEN Drowned (Creepypasta), Adam or Jonah (tmc)      
                  ^+more but I can't think of them off the top of my head. 

  • If you try using the tap to pay before the card reader is ready

  • If you're younger than YouTube


  • If you demonize cluster B personality disorders (ESPECIALLY NPD and ASPD)

  • If you like "old internet" but didn't use the internet until after 2013

  • If you ship pedo/incest shit or you're "neutral" on it stay the fuck away from me 


  • The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

  • If you listen to "violent pornography" by System of a Down just because you think it's an edgy song and you don't know/care about the real meaning

  • Call yourself "delulu"

  • Think "delusional attachments" are real. If you're aware of a delusion it's not a delusion.

  • If you use vent (the app)

  • If you fake DID (every single one of you)

  • If you were/still are on "alt-tiktok"

  • Noun Pronoun users (xe/fae/zer/etc. are fine) but if you use like rot/vamp/pup/mew I'm stealing from your home

  • If you like Eddsworld/Creepypasta/etc. because of FNF

  • If you like/EVER liked DSMP

  • If the only "metal" you listen to is nu-metal (I like nu-metal too but there's better music out there)

  • If you only listen to one genre of music

  • If you "like" the 4chan "aesthetic" or whatever but you only went on /b/ once and make it your personaltiy 

  • Yandere simulator fans

  • People who call themselves yandere/people who want a "yandere" gf/bf

  • Call yourself a "trannyfag" "transfag" or anything similar you are annoying to me 

  • If you call all trans men "transmasc"

  • If you don't like arabfunny / hood irony

  • If you like any of my interests in a different way than me or if you think you like them "more" than me

  • If you still use carrd

  • If you make me click on another website for your about me/DNI

  • If you call yourself "scenecore"

           ^or if you just add "-core" to the end of everything


  • If you found any of the music I like through tiktok 

  • Krita users

  • Google Chrome users

  • Opera GX users (Use Vivaldi or Firefox or literally any other browser)

  • If you like Steven Universe

  • If all you do on social media is mope and complain 

  • Self diagnosed (excluding things like depression, anxiety, PTSD, things that can be self diagnosed)

  • If you've ever unironically used the "I'm a minor" excuse
        ^Or used neurodivergency as an excuse

  • Genshin fans

  • Stoners/Alcoholics/People who make that shit their personality go to rehab

  • If when you came out said "I can say (insert slur here) now!"

  • Call yourself hypersexual Proudly (it's not a sexuality it's a trauma response)

  • You use that annoying Josh Hutcherson Whistle loading screen that lasts for like 30 seconds 

  • If you joined Roblox after quarantine 

  • If you fall for obvious ragebait 

  • If you use the words transmed/truscum/tucute grow the fuck up


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Matt

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based dni


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You are not Matt from edds world

by General Fosh-star ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗; ; Report

♱ n1n ♱

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Honestly, i think it is funny/ironic that you have undiagnosed as a dni, then in your aboutme you list your diagnosed disorders and DiD is not on there- unless of course you just speak on systemfaking while not being a system. This was just a bit curious to me.


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Whether or not I have a disorder that is caused by extremely traumatic experiences is nobody's business.

by Edd; ; Report

Well, you would think that would extend to other people. But who knows.

by ♱ n1n ♱; ; Report

Where did I ever say people had to say anything like that lmfao

by Edd; ; Report

So whether or not you have gone through traumatic experiences is nobodies business, but deciding if other people have is yours?

by ♱ n1n ♱; ; Report

that just isnt what i said i said people are faking DID by roleplaying

by Edd; ; Report

I think you are really failing to see the irony here, but honestly i don’t care to reply again after this. I dont really feel like laying it out for you tbh

by ♱ n1n ♱; ; Report

Mimi

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Beautiful bait


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Nehiri

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only based dni list on this site


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charlie the vampire 🦇🩸

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i wanted to think of something funny to say but i know your just a little desperate attention whore and i dont wanna waste material


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real

by ale :D; ; Report

you're*

by Edd; ; Report

you capitalized the "P" in "Proudly" in your DNI list btw

by charlie the vampire 🦇🩸; ; Report

xXkf100Xx

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Is it fine if I like metalcore or something similar?


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im gonna be honest i really dont care these are just funny to make

by Edd; ; Report

Alright.

by xXkf100Xx; ; Report

Dude why are you asking if it’s fine ? Who cares if people are making fun of your music taste, even if you did like exclusively nu metal that’s ok these ppl are just too online to function

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danny ♡₊

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are bing users allowed


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If I was a SpaceHey admin I’d ban anyone who uses bing

by Edd; ; Report

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mayo

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aw man whats wrong with krita users


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Nothing it was just a michael prank

by Edd; ; Report

pierce!!

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this is the wildest dni list i have ever seen dude


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happens

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I’ve seen worse man

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RIO

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never in my life have i seen a dni list include google chrome users. don't know how to feel about that


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i just dont fucks with it

by Edd; ; Report

that's so real actually

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Pale moon all the way baby

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