Another Random Object Show: S1E17 "Let's Go, Superstars!"

"CONTESTANTS!” The Gourd called out. “We have a NEW contestant!” The Gourd said.

“You let MORE people join the game?! Jeez… this is REDUNDANT!” Question Mark groaned. “..I said A person, Question Mark, A. That means ONE— whatever, point is, someone is joining us.. that someone issss…!” The Gourd now rolled some drums as he revealed a stickman.

“DAAAAVIIIIDDDD STIIIIXXXX!” He unveiled, as David shyly waved. “Now! David isn't a speaker, so hopefully you’re all very nice with him!” He stated.

“Wait, who’s he joining?” Lunartic asked.

“GOOD QUESTION LUNARTIC! It brings me to my NEXT topic! Since we're at the FINAL 10, it is time…” The Gourd now revealed the four team logos, before snapping, causing them to break apart into stickers. “FOR THE MERGE!” He announces. “Starting today, you ten are FIGHTING!! AMONGST!! YOURSELVES! I will now give you all a quick break!” He says.

David Stix immediately followed The Gourd, being too shy for now, as others began to plan.

Cuby wrote within his notepad, resulting in Mime coming to him to ask— “We should work together, right?” It asked. “We’d be a great teaaaammm!” Cuby pushed Mine away, before circling that he wouldn't be joining other UNLESS he absolutely needed to.

“Why don't we just work with GyroGyro and Question Mark since we know then? :D” Sunny said to Moony. “Good plan… Question?” Moony turned. “Oh, of course!! Right, we need to plan our challenge strategies then… what even IS the next challenge?” She said, being answered by The Gourd.

“CONTESTANTS! Today’s challenge will make sure YOU feel like a Superstar! CAUSE YOU ARE!” He exclaims. “You will enter a limousine, then arrive on a Red Carpet! Whoever is a SMASH HIT with their fans will be SAFE! The 5 People with the lowest ratings, out of 10, will be UP FOR ELIMINATION!” 10 Black Limousines would now pull into The Plains, CONTESTANTS! Get in the Limousines!” The Gourd announced, starting the challenge. “Ooh, fancy!” Sunny was the first person inside the limosuines, his driving off. He was quickly followed by Moony, who worried for where he was going, Question Mark and GyroGyro then got in aswell, with Question Mark telling GyroGyro— “We can share the ride, LET’S GO!”, resulting in her taking him into her limousine. Lunartic tried to tamper with the other limousines, however, The Gourd caught him and said— “Lunartic… CHEATING? Not very… SUPERSTAR-like behavior, is it?” He now grasped Lunartic. “You are hereby disqualified and automatically the first person up for elimination.” He stated, causing Lunartic to grumble.

“Why drive— PENTA! FLY!” House said, being carried by Penta to the location the limousines were driving to.

Cuby grabbed Mime, now accepting his offer, and threw the limo driver out, driving it himself.

“YAAYYYYYY!! Cuby, Go FAST!!” Mimd said as Cuby began making numerous shortcuts.

David was the final person inside a limo, and arrived as Cuby and Mime got there.

Cuby now ran across the Red Carpet, and into the saferoom, earning a rating of… 3. Mime followed, however, he shapeshifted into his fans, entertaining them for a total of… 8! 

Following them, House waved as he walked to the SAFE Room, with Penta flying inside without saying anything, this let House get a rating of 6, while Penta only got a rating of 4.

After them was Sunny and Moony. Sunny was greeting, hugging, and even talking to his fans as Moony kept close to him. “What's the deal with teaming up with Question Mark?” A circle asked. “She's a friend! ^_^” Sunny replied. “What about Lunartic?” An egg asked. “I don't like Loonie anymore…” Sunny replies, just as Question Mark and GyroGyro appear and take him. “Who are you people?” She asks, carrying one of Sunny’s hands. GyroGyro howled, seemingly asking the same thing as all 4 now made it inside. GyroGyro got a rating of 5, while Question Mark and Moony got a rating of 7, Sunny, however, scored big time, earning himself a rating of 10.

David Stix, being the final person to arrive, made his way through, and was doing so well… until a circle asked him to make a speech, to which he panicked and ran away. Earning him a rating of just 1.

“anndd SCORE! Alright! The 5 Unlucky People UP FOR ELIMINATION are…” He now pointed at the scoreboard, “GyroGyro and Penta, with just 4 points both, Cuby, with only 3 points, David Stix with 1 point, and Lunartic, who was disqualified for cheating. Make your decisions!” He says, now disappearing. David Stix sighed, believing he would be getting eliminated as everyone began to plan their votes.

AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY.

“NOW!” The Gourd announces. “Tonight’s Format is… FREE VOTE! Everyone will be allowed to VOTE!” He states. “Make your decisions, GO!” The Gourd watched as Lunartic went inside the booth.

Lunartic would tamper with the Voting Booth, then grinned as when he voted for himself, it instead resulted in David Stix being voted.

One by one, everyone made a vote, until The Gourd announced nobody was left.

“Now!” The Gourd nods. “Lunartic, I think this has been a long time coming, but you got PLAYED!” He grinned. “WHAT??” Lunartic yelled. 

“Y’see, David was NOT originally going to be a contestant at all, he was a PLOY!! HE WAS ALLOWED IN JUST TO LOSE!” He announced. “buuuut, seeing how you're a constant cheater, he will be allowed to JOIN.” He cackles. “Oh, and by the way? Everyone’s vote still counted. YOU’RE OUT WITH A UNIVERSAL VOTE!”

Sunny and Moony sighed as Question Mark and House cheered for him to be sent out of existence. 

“OH, FUCK YOU ALL—!!” was his last words as the ceremony came to a close.

END.

AROS was written by TheWiseGuest.

FIN.

“...” Lunartic sighed as he stared upon the remains of the planets. “...what’ll we do now..?” Moony asks him. “...we will begin looking for a place. We’ll take him with us… protect him, from her and…” he sighed. “...we’ll make the best of it.” He said, beginning to wander towards the Stanley Junkyard.

wise.