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fun ways to say taking a shit

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chopping a log pinching a fat loaf making a butt burrito laying a brick building a dookie castle  having the splatters clearing the pipes makin' a stinky!  squeezing one out leaving a floater using the porcelain throne releasing the kraken dropping anchor baking brownies farting solids doodooing going number 2 dropping a deuce excreting feces » Continue Reading

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bee movie

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a s... » Continue Reading

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