Bleeped - UR Mom Got Bleeped By Me (Poem)
Category: Writing and Poetry
Bleeped his username was "ur mom got bleeped by me" Jimmy Fallon, save us from passive voice, we pray "I bleeped ur mom" is a far more active statement » Continue Reading
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Category: Writing and Poetry
Bleeped his username was "ur mom got bleeped by me" Jimmy Fallon, save us from passive voice, we pray "I bleeped ur mom" is a far more active statement » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
Relax every list of ideas on how to relax are the same well-worn activities I’ve seen pranced out for years they don’t sound fun or adventurous or even interesting I wonder if I scheduled them if that would appeal to me more if I wrote up a Google Doc of exactly when I would step from my warm bath how long I would meditate what kind of hot chocolate I would consume to comfort me if this would be m... » Continue Reading
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Category: Writing and Poetry
Anger is a Thing with Feathers my anger is soft, white feathers on a stunning bird who speaks in quiet tones, but only knows swear words my anger speaks up every so often, only to get interrupted by a sentence that starts “well, actually…” my anger is a ship in a bottle, and it’s full of pirates no one notices because they’re just so tiny and cute my anger is silence because I was told one to... » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
Kylo Ren gave a poetry workshop his jawline did most of the talking he told us about love, the ever present force in the universe that binds us together and his ex-girlfriend, Lindsay, which sounds like “lagoon” if you write it as many times as he did on innocent pieces of paper who never asked for this I tried to keep up with his narrative instruction but somewhere between being a being of love i... » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
AN: I had a nightmare shortly before my wedding. It somehow morphed into this poem. The good news is that I didn't destroy any cities before, during, or after the nuptials. Stay Puft I’m the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man at my wedding everyone compliments my bridal glow but that glow is evil and I am from another dimension my fiancé suggests I stop summoning terror dogs while he’s trying to read his... » Continue Reading