I put on my oversized sweatshirt and threw my hair up into a messy bun, walking downstairs. My mom said 'Honey, you have to pay our debts. Come downstairs and meet your new owners." That's when I realized my mother had sold me to one direction!!! 😰🤕😖 this is obviously satire 💔🥀 » Continue Reading
Okay so when i was younger i uses to watch croods A LOT. I loved the scene where Grug says "release the baby 🤑" So i decided to recreate it. So i yelled "RELEASE THE BABY" and started running on ALL FOURS. It didn't take long till i SLAMMED my head on the coffee table and started crying 😭 » Continue Reading
Has anyone seen how colorless and bland everything is? Like old houses had so much personality, and now they are basic and modern. And beige moms. THAT'S A THING?!? Those poor kids. They'll never grow up with colors. COLORS. I get wanting your house to look "good" but this is taking it too far💀 The new McDonald's playplaces? I saw a picture with TWO SCREENS ON A WALL AND TWO CHAIRS. HUH? The old p... » Continue Reading