Every time I see a hot guy walking down the street I think of how nice it would be for us to go out on a date, watch the sunset and eventually make me his wife. Then other times I think about what his head would look like served to me on a platter. » Continue Reading
Tbf I am kinda chubby, (26.5% bf, working on it rn) but my proportions are getting insane. I'd be wearing a size 6-8 in pants if not for my wideset hips making my ass a contender to be classified as the closest planet orbiting Earth without major catastrophe. My bra feels fuller and I think I might have to go a size up and I'm not gaining any weight. And like sure I know I look super hot, the atte... » Continue Reading
This is like a safe haven from the absolutely pozzed mainstream social media sites. Like how are we idolizing the 2000's without all the edgy stuff we used to say and do? Like I'll read a twitter bio and it's filled with half the DSM-5, all 'self diagnosed,' and you want me to not call you a retard? Fuck all the way off. If you didn't have a phone or computer you wouldn't be having fake manic epis... » Continue Reading
All I think about during thanksgiving is what type of creative recipes am I going to come up with to make sure this food doesn't last till christmas. » Continue Reading
me: GRR GO AWAY LITTLE KIDS! me also: *posts the most inoffensive shit ever that most reasonable people would agree with or silly stuff* mwehehehehe » Continue Reading
You will never be Ramona Flowers. You will never be able to dye your hair multiple different colors without consequence. You will never be as awesome a roller skater. You will never have multiple evil exes vying your your affections. You will never have a fuck up puppy dog bf following you. You can never be Ramona Flowers. You will never be ME! » Continue Reading
I'm wondering why I'm not waking up to a hot guy next to me so I can bite his arm then twist like a crocodile. I need the flesh. Pretty boy flesh. Meow. » Continue Reading