"17. Barely. Running on caffeine, trauma, and two gummy worms. I haven’t slept since Wednesday. It’s Monday. Time’s fake. Hunger’s real. I crawl into Burger King like a raccoon in skinny jeans. Order The Whopper with everything on it. EVERYTHING. I tell the cashier, “Make it so wet it disrespects God.” He nods like he’s seen some things. I sit. I unwrap. It’s glistening. Majestic. Smells like fre... » Continue Reading
ALAS! I AM RETURNED!! (hehegetit??no??okimsorry.) (Iamnotsoberwhenmakingthis.sorryifitshard2read) I've come to rant!! I've come to boast about my victory!!! My (iwannasaymaybeafter..15hours?) I BEAT MALENIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA. UHH ELDEN RING IS THE EASIEST GAME IN THE FRANCHISE, ORPHAN OF KOS (orassomesay...kosm..) OH MY GLOB » Continue Reading
bah! hi guys '-' First thing in the morning I decided to do was guess what, blog because I have no social life and I'm stuck in the eternal confines of my room on some silent hill 4 bullshit. Speaking of which, I watched a retrospective video on it yesterday.. Again. Not sure why I tend to do that a lot but- » Continue Reading
Hi. (hehegetit?) I'm baaaaack! As always. So, Today I am very much sober. I'm a good boy, yes yes. Praise me, I know, I know.. I'm a saint..calm down young ones. (mybadiwontshutup) » Continue Reading
So I’m laying there, like, belly-up on my bed, hoodie halfway on, tank top sticking to me ‘cause it’s hot as hell for no reason, and my pink bunny hat is flopped on sideways like it just clocked out of work. I look dumb. I know I do. But I’m comfy. Shut up. Laptop’s g » Continue Reading
Back at it again, Same ol night as per usual!! Blogging during the most terrible times!! I'm 90% sure my mind is really, and I mean REALLY turning on me. Like dude, I'm seeing lil fuckers in the corner of my room and like, dude. FUCKING MOVE. YOU CHUMP. YOU DAMN GEEZER. i swear he looks scary as shit too. but like back on topic fr. Im tired as shit but cant sleep. ion trust it right now anyway » Continue Reading
"Immoral? We can't crush evil with morals. We are justice, we are morality." -Koutarou Amon "No matter how far apart we are, we're connected by our feelings."- Safu's Granny "He lived as he died, Sucking BIG TIME!" - Bmo: THE GOAT "Even when » Continue Reading
(for context i typed out the first paragraph before just sobbing on my notebook for hours like a bitch, the second paragraph is a continuation of my rant when i had calmed down more.) i hate drawing. I want to improve at it but i cant. no matter what method i use it ends up looking shitty as hell or just plain bad. i tried improving my handwriting thinking it was something to do with » Continue Reading
Okay so this is a bit different on how I do my blogs but just roll with it :3. all it is is me reacting to dialogue I found funny on the games :3 (idkifthathelpsuunderstandbutifnotfuckuidc) Game being played: Senran Kagura Estival Festival: Narrator: » Continue Reading
hi chat, back at it again with my daily dose of ketamine :3 (imsoberthistime) So instead of a random brainrot story this time (Iplantomakeanothersoon) I'll just tell you guys how my night went, since I had just woke up and I think m » Continue Reading
Okay so chat this is a true story (some of it y'know i made it funny sorta possibly maybe) of my high ass vs rech :3. (Dont judge me i just really hate roaches) Okay so boom! At home, High as fuck!! Crash on the couch, dead silent, bag of sour gummies in hand, TV on low. Just me, the anime glow, and my sugar high. Life w » Continue Reading
Ight so like, it’s like 2:43 PM on a Tuesday, and I just hit this yart I got from my cousin Rick who sells them in a shoebox labeled “cinnamon.” Suspicious? Absolutely. Did I still hit it? Obviously. Anyway, I take a puff — just one — and my brain immediately says, "Welc » Continue Reading