Why do we have to run laps when none of us are joining the Olympics? I’m sweating , miserable , and being yelled at by a guy who drinks Monster for breakfast. This can’t be character development. » Continue Reading
I swear my teacher gets pleasure out of watching us suffer. “ Find X .” Bro, if I knew where X was, I wouldn’t be here. Half the class is crying, the other half is pretending to understand, and I’m in the corner doodling because numbers are a scam . » Continue Reading
I start writing about “ symbolism in The Catcher in the Rye ” and end up writing about my abandonment issues. My English teacher probably knows too much about me now. Oops. » Continue Reading