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Category: Blogging

i kinda hate turtles. they're ugly and they're gross. don't look at me with those shell eyes. their spine is literally connected to the shell??? and they're so dramatic... like why do u need to lay your eggs on the beach and have them fight like hell to cross the seven seas to find u again??? plus they r UGLY!!!! they're vile and disgusting and they SMELL. they don't even taste good 0/10 they suck » Continue Reading

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teacher so annoyingh groooowl

Category: School, College, University

my teacher is so fawking annoying oh my godddddd im loitterally gvoing insane she is soooooooooooooo fucking bold for someone who lookz like a damn deinonychus that looks like it fucked a iguanodon. prehistoric fucking bitch DIE!!!!!1!!!!111!!11!!!!!!!!11111!!1!!1! do you not REST. do you not TIRE OF HARRASING ME OVER FUCVKING HOMEWORK. its HOEMWORK RAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11111!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!! » Continue Reading

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Category: Blogging

music is sooooooooooooooooooooooo silly i loooove music its great i think i'd kill myself w/out it ngl. i don't know how cavemen did it bc i'd DIE like BLOW UP without it. you'd NEVER see me again EVER EVER EVER!!!111!!1!! grooooooooowls banishment is so fucking funny how do u fuck up so bad they just tell u 2 get the fawk out. i'd bash my head in w a rock. how do u mess up so bad they all collect... » Continue Reading

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soooooooooooooooooooooooo many friends

Category: Friends

yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!! must collect all hyperventilating drooling barking hissing spitting growling » Continue Reading

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