hot or not

1. Paris Hilton: sometimes

2. Vin Diesel: actual dogshit

3. Tight Jeans on boys: you don't even understand how hot

4. Smoking: depends on the type

5. Drinking: depends on the type again

6. Big butts: "Bigger is better" -obama or smth

7. Skateboarders: hot

8. Surfers: not

9. Corvettes: hot

10. Weddings: not

11. Mini skirts: "smaller is sexier." -also obama

12. Ripped Jeans: no opinion

13. Rhinestones on clothing: hotttttt

14. Pierced Nose: HOT (unless it's trailer trash)

15. Tattoos: HOT

16. Pierced Lip: eh

17. Pierced cheeks: eh 

18. Facial tattoos: eh

19. Temporary Tattoos: not

20. Criss Angel: not

21. Jonas Brothers: which one?

22. Justin Timberlake: not

23. Jessica Biel: not

24. One night stands: never had one

25. Dressing a dog: no

26. Shoes for dogs: not

27. Thongs: YESSSSS

28. Leggings: what kinda leggings?

29. Jean jackets: basic af. do better smh

30. Online flirting: hot

31. Public displays of affection: HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

32. pink clothing on guys: hot

33. Long hair on guys: eh

34. Mustaches: depends

35. High school sweethearts: depends

36. Prom queen: hot (they're so mean tho(which makes em hotter))

37. School dances: not

38. Detention: ...HEAR ME OUT

39. Guys who cuss a lot: hot

40. Girls who spit: on me? *lip bite*

41. Scars: hot

42. You: DAYUM