DUDE Y'ALL I'M NEW AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST STUFF FROM TODAY

"WERE U NOT HAPPY WITH UR 2 RUSTY TRACTORS , EDUCATION ?" - my boy bsf

"no you dont lick it you SUCK it" - my girl bsf

"gay emo" - my classmate

"stop being so gay" - my dad

"are you in love with odetari , yes or yes" - my mom

"gasp ARE YOU COVID-19 ITSELF?????" - my teacher