Perfume rant

(posting it in blog because i accidentally used my English vocabulary too well) 

THEY LITERALLY ALL HAVE TITLES LIKE "late spring love cherry blossom femenine elegancy cloud 🥀🌺🌸💮🌷🌸🏵️🌸🌷🌸🌾🌷🌸🌾" and promise to smell like flowers dancing and literally insane seduction and they cost so much and try to prove the price is fair but

They all smell the same

They all smell like alcohol

No flowers, no elegance, nothing, it's plain alcohol and nothing

I literally hate perfume industry for this grrrr I'm so mad 😡 if i smelled perfume like this on someone's neck i wouldn't feel attracted i would cough and pass out 

I want to smell beautiful. I want to smell like melted sugar, like fresh laundry, like the air before a sweet rain, like hot bakery, the ultimate seduction perfume is too hard to find. I don't want to smell like alcohol it's not pretty

I once in my life smelled a good perfume, it was an oil one, it actually smelled like hot chocolate and i didn't buy and it was literally a shop on wheels you would never see again in a city i visited for two weeks 

You know when there is a sweets and bakery cafe in your town, and when you cross the street, you feel the sweet smell that drives you insane, that makes your legs go to the bakery involuntarily, and when you come in, it doesn't become stronger but disappears, but now that you remember it vividly, you desire to feel the taste? 

That's what im talking about. Make me smell like the bakery.