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HELLO EVERYONE! AFTER SEVERAL UHH.. SECONDS OF THINKING, I HAVE DESIGNED THE BEST WAY TO FIND IT OUT!!
if i had to guess the accuracy on this method, i'd say it always works B)
(originally from a bulletin, i had to save it from getting deleted forever, has minor changes)
there are some steps that you have to make
- drink some orange juice. (around 3 bottles) trust me, you are going to think way better than before. if you were already drinking it, drink some more!
- RUN to the nearest parking lot and set up a deal of coffee packets with frens!! be sure to get lots of coffee too, you'll need that
- walk calmly to the local supermarket, buy some water and chips for
munchiesa quick bite after the walk. - get a saw, a hammer and some nails from home depot
- borrow something that produces sound or something, could be a radio, alexa, ANYTHING that can play little richard and disco
oke oke, now you have EVERYTHING. what you're gonna wanna do is to (in this specific order):
- grab the coffee you got from frens and saw the package in half with the saw
- start eating half of the packet, with plastic and everything
- while you're eating it, put some little richard tunes
- get the nails and the hammer and start hammering those nails on the chips REALLY HARD
- eat those nailed chips, be sure to use water to swallow good
- change tunes from little richard to disco
- get the other half of the coffee package and bring some frens to disco dance with it
- (optional) drink more orange juice if you still have some left
HEAR ME OUT!!! after you're done disco dancing, you're gonna question MANY things... MANY THINGS!!!! you're gonna start wondering and you're gonna REALLY find out about it. let's be honest, if you did ALL of that, it's going to be pretty easy to find it out.
you are gonna have some really groovy images going in your head. it is different for everyone!! be sure to talk to the man over there!! you're gonna learn some things about you that you didn't yet know.
(you can also do this if you already know, just for fun)
I HOPE THIS WAS BIG HELP TO ALL OF YOU FRENS THAT DON'T KNOW!
BIG SHOUTOUT TO ZXJ, HE TESTED THE METHOD AND IT WORKED FOR HIM!!
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cameron ★☭
instructions unclear now having a heart attack
ooh my bad. in THAT case, just cough EXACTLY HALF of the coffee dust out. trust me itz gonna work later just fiiiine!!!!!
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xX_burn1ng_h0ll0w_Xx
or, now hear me out; think about kissing different gendered ppl and see how u feel
yknow
the most normal and easiest way possible/j
nein, nein, nein, nein.. NEIN!!! you MIGHT think that it is, BUT IT IS NOT !!!! AS comproved by my fellow friend, Mr. Milkotore, it is WAYYYY too hard to even FIND someone to dew that with !!! this method is for all of us! all of us, uhmm... all of us singletons B]
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anddd you MAYYY argue that only by thinking you can figure it out.. FFFFFALSE !!!! YOU GOTTA TRY THE REALLLLL THING !!!! RAAAAGHHHH
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StrawberryShortcake2010
what?
mhm, mhm, MHM! DATS RIGHT, THIS IS THE NEWEST AND BESTEST WAE!! 2 FIND OUT IF UR SEXUALITY'S JUST RIGHT! B]
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