Average British Argument

Why you disrespecting me bruv? >:(

My mistake Original Gangster! <:(

No, this cannot be forgiven. Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons. >:[

For what purpose? <:0

And discard of your footwear as well. (`ー´)

For what purpose!? (＞ｍ＜)

In fact, I am equipped to summon the one casual- (￣ヘ￣)