RANTING/FACTZ ABT THE SILLY!1! ><(JOHN DOE:3)

I love john doe hez just so silly and cute KWSNSBSJDKFKFJDHJD:3

Anyways herez my factz and stuff!!1!

1.) His hair is quite literally alive and it is very fluffy

2.) Hes not human!

3.) He can't take showers or else he will disintegrate

4.) His shirt changes with his emotions and stuff

5.) Hes actually gender fluid!

6.) His favorite food is human teeth!

7.) Hes reallllyyyy silly!!!!!!!1!

8.) Hes homeless

9.) His tongue looks small when he smiles but it's actually very long!

10.) Can you tell I lovee john doe!!

ANYWAYS IM DONEEEE:333