It's the latest dance craze, everybody do the downhill slide! :D
*free lyrics if you got a bluesy tune that needs them
it's when you start feeling like crap, and you're getting depressed
that's when you put this dance to the test!
shuffle 'round your empty house all alone, weariness settled into every bone
that's when you're doing the downhill slide
prep your emotions for a bumpy ride!
oh the downhill slide, how you feel inside
big depression comin' on
everybody doin' the downhill slide
doin' it dusk to dawn
you know when you're doin' the downhill slide, any fun just seems like work
and somehow you cannot stop yourself from being a real jerk.
no fun doing the downhill slide, wish it'd leave me alone
got this sadness creepin' in,
wrappin' 'round my bones.