i used to think a lot about dawn of the dead.
i loved that movie growing up.
the 1978 one. not the 2004 one.
i still do.
but i always thought about one thing.
'when there's no room left in hell,
the dead will walk the earth'.
they kind of had a point with that.
well, not literally.
obviously a zombie apocalypse won't happen.
but what would happen if there was,
no room left in hell?
that always got me onto a different thought.
what if there was no room left in heaven?
i used to be a super religious kid.
the prospect of running out of room
in a place like heaven
of which i was taught was the only option
aside from hell
well, it scared me.
i started praying a lot more.
i started praying for no reason.
i prayed and i prayed and i prayed
every single day of my life
until the teenage angst atheism kicked in.
it's ironic, i guess.