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The 5000 Question Survey PART ONE

digging up this old survey from Livejournal!  Can I get through all 5000 this time?

https://5000questionsur.livejournal.com/

1. Who are you?  
I am Jeremy!

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
There's nothing important to know about me!  I have 7 cats, I am cool, I have one butt.

3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
Usually working, playing games, or making games.  Maybe listening to a podcast or watching bad cooking TV.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
I loved Japanese class and Computer Technology.  I can't remember which classes I didn't like!

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
Make more games!  Buy more star trek toys!

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Happy and maybe with more cats

7. What stage of life are you in right now?
Mid thirties groove zone.

8. Are you more child-like or childish?
More child-like I guess

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
Probably "hello" to my Zoom meeting!

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
I Like Big Butts - Sir Mixalot

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
I wish!

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
Tends to get better!

13. Does time really heal all wounds?
We'll see!

14. How do you handle a rainy day?
Enjoy the ambience from the comfort of my computer chair

15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
Losing your luggage for sure.

16. How is your relationship with your parents?
I have one parent and it's a tenuous relationship.

Will you miss them when they are gone?
Probably!

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
Huh?!  Who said that?!

18. What is the truest thing that you know?
Hmmm I dunno.  Everything is chemicals!

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
An animator/cartoonist

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
Probably!

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
Giver, I think

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
Usually!

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Shingles!  Or falling off my porch onto my back.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Hmmm probably childhood!

25. Who have you hugged today?
Kimmi!

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
Kimmi!

27. Do you have a lot to learn?
Yes

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?

A - Electrical Engineering

B - Assembly Programming

C - Mastery of foreign languages!

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
I'm not sure about this one!

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
Being friends with your partner!  Communication!

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?

A - Travel outside of North America

B - Build something cool

C - Pet a red panda

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?

A - Making a phone call

B - Going to bed early

C - Checking voicemail

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
I'm not sure

34. What does each decade make you think of:

The 19..

20's: World War 1 weirdos!

30's: Great depression weirdos!

40's: World War 2 weirdos!

50's: Racists!

60's: Hippies and good music!

70's: Great music!

80's: The death of music

90's: Music: Rebirth

2000 (so far): Poverty!

2010's: Weird!

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
The 90s, the prime of my childhood!

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
Hmmm maybe Black Dog by Babe Ruth

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
USA - Joe Biden

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?
"My mom tapes my bloody nips!"

38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
Food Network

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
Gaston, yaoi hands

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
Yes

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
Fly

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
Raleigh scattering

43. What does your name mean?
Something biblical I'm sure

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
Outer space!

45. Word association

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:

Air: Heads

Meat: Jerky

Different: Strokes

Pink: Panties

Deserve: Dracula

White: Christmas

Elvis: Peanut Butter

Magic: The Gathering

Heart: Baraccuda

Clash: Oi!

Pulp: Sci-fi

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?
Carl Sagan or Isaac Asimov

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
Hmm I want to hang out with Frank Jav Cee

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
No, I couldn't watch a movie everyday!

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
Laptop, books, paper towels

50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved?
I don't think so

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...

Fruitgoogle: The Fruit Search Engine

Ambytime: Drug induced sleep

Asscactus: A rude person

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
A video game, and an entertainment center

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Super Nintendo

54. How many TV’s are in your house?
One normal TV, one retro TV/VCR combo

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Get naked!

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
Happy

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
Doubtful!

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
No

59. What is your idea of paradise?
Everyone be cool.

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
No

61. Do you believe in Hell?
No

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
Published a video game!

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
I have no idea!

64. Are you a patient person?
Yes

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
Hug Day

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?
Valentine's Day

67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?  Look for the fresh prints!"

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
Vancouver, BC maybe?

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Both!

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
Pretty up front!  Ask me anything!

71. What is under your bed right now?
A bunch of shit!  And cat toys!

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
Probably live there if they had internet

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
I used to drive and I never sped!

74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
Hmmm no idea.  Sandstorm

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
Probably not too long ago!

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
Uhhh...

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
Red Panda!

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
Sorta

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
Depends on how fast it stopped rotating

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Play video games!

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
No more hot dogs

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
North pole!

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
Watching televison!

84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
Once they hit level 15

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
Sailor moon! I would make a great villain of the week.

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
Photos of human poop?

87. What was the last thing you paid for?
A fancy new drawing tablet!

88. Are you a coupon clipper?
Not really

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
Just got a cool new sweater and some star trek toys!

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
Sailing sounds cool!

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
Pretty much!

92. What insects are you afraid of?
Not really afraid of insects, but slugs are kinda gross

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
SMELLS LIKE MEAT
ROTTEN MEAT

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
Everything I wear is the height of fashion

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
French fries

96. What are your parents interested in?
Who knows!

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
Yes, when I was a kid! Stickbugs and grasshoppers mostly

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
No!

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
Plans

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
About an hour after I wake up

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
Licorice
Ipod
Fanny pack


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