I'm a funny emo pimp with a sexy smile and a hot s/o who cuddled with my lover because I have a noodle in my nose and I'm a hobo...... (₌ ꈍᆽꈍ₌)

Start with "I'm a/an" and finish the sentence

What color of socks are you wearing? 
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[] None = freak
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[x]Black = emo
[x] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy 

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[] Shorts = cutie
[] Skirt/skort = skank
[] Corduroy = weirdo (IDK WHAT THAT IS)
[] Skinny jeans = scene kid
[] Ripped jeans = emo
[] Cammo = cage fighter
[] Jeans = prep .
[x] Pajamas = pimp
[] Cargo = clown
[] Sweats = athlete
[] Boxers = brat
[] Booty shorts = female
[] Capris = Gangster
[] Nothing = wow really ugly :)
[] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[Other = poop addict 

What is your natural hair color? (my hair is black and dark brown so im not sure about this...)
[] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[] Blonde = with a broken heart
[x] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[] Red = that likes to have fun
[] Brown = who loves to be different
[] Dirty blonde= with a nice booty
[] Bald = with a bad dress sense 

Pick the month you were born on:
[]1 = who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[x]8 = who cuddled with
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who ran shirtless with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with 

Pick the day you were born on:
[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[x]03 = my lover
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = Santa Claus
[]06 = The Trojan man
[]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[]08 = a prostitute
[] 09 = a criminal
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = a crush
[]12 = my crush
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a tongue
[]15 = a fart
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a je
[]18 = a horse
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = my mom
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a jar of honey
[]23 = glass of milk
[]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a Poo stain
[]26 = a trash can
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = your dealer
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma 

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[] White = because I love marijuana
[] Black = because im sexy as hell
[x] Pink = because i'm a hobo
[] Red = because I’m a pimp and your jealous
[] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[] Purple = because I’m gay
[] Gray = because I got dared
[] Other = because that’s how I roll!!
[] Green = because I have amazing boobs
[] Orange = because I smoke crack
[x] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[] Brown = because I had to

~taken from my Quotev account and idk how to feel about this.. how can i be a pimp an a hobo.... T-T~


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