Reasons Why a Rectangle Sucks:

Why do rectangles suck?

You may be wondering... "Why on earth do rectangles suck?" Let me tell you. 

Rectangles are everywhere, of course, but they are the worst shape to exist. To compare, there are weird people everywhere but they're horrible people. Exactly like a rectangle!

Why they suck:

1. They are ugly

- Rectangles are literally just a long box. That's not cute... 

2. They're always yellow

- Rectangles are forever yellow and will be. Yellow is not that pretty.. especially on long boxes

3. They're not perfect

- You can argue all u want but they are quite literally just not squares. Don't get me started on squares but RECTANGLES ARE WORSE THAN SQUARES.

4. Rectangles can sometimes be squares

- Squares suck but that's not the point I have today, squares are perfect.. but rectangles aren't.. so why are they squares? Like, what is the point of that?

5. The math behind it

- Rectangles have literally complicated areas and perimeters. They can be all sorts of numbers and make life harder. We do not need them for real.

These are only 5 reasons with evidence of why rectangles are the worst shape in the world. You can argue but I am so strongly opinionated with this that you will never change my mind. Rectangles suck and are awful.