WHO AM I?

Clyde

entp 7w6, scorpio/wood monkey, adult, any pronouns, nursing student.

☆ post bulletins often and you will become my best friend even if i'm not yours in return. you will be my best friend. and i may be your worst enemy.

☆ I play guitar. I love black coffee. I love to read books while nested up in a corner. I wear cowboy boots under my bootcut jeans and maybe a tight button up tucked into the jeans. I'm telling you this so you can imagine me in your head. And then on top of that I wear a nice big black denim jacket. That is me on any given day. No cowboy hat though. That would be too far.

☆ I love to break down how people think in a "ooh-I-wonder-why" way and not in a "I'm-trying-to-control-those-around-me" way. The latter is called manipulation.

☆ I do religious studies in my free time, and it is particularly the reason why I'm agnostic. I find religion and its ideas interesting and respectable, even if it's the lack thereof. Religion, philosophy, past experiences, morals and values, and all of those things adding up to how a single person thinks? Damn. To me it's like finding the basis of how they perceive and interact with the world. I can't tell if I sound pretentious right now and I'm hoping not. I just really like that stuff.

☆ I love and accept the opinions and ideas of others wholeheartedly even if I disagree, unless you're like... a nazi or are suggesting things that would harm others physically or mentally. Then, yeah you suck.

☆ I don't know if people can tell but I am enthusiastic about large discussions or even debates. I may post paragraphs upon paragraphs in response to a bulletin about a silly idea or one-off opinion just because exploring those things is super fun for me. If you don't like it you are free to tell me, "shut up you're being an asshole," or something along those lines, it won't offend me at all. In fact I love open communication to ensure that everyone is comfortable.

☆ ask me about random bullshit. ask me stuff like "do you think the marie kondo method is actively impacting the adhd community in a negative way?" and i will lose my mind and talk for hours until somehow i'm off-topic talking about how philadelphia's graffiti culture has impacted the rap community by the end of the conversation.

☆ To some, I also go by ALEX (Alexei / Lexi / Xander) or STAN (Stanley) or RICHARD (Richie / Chard) or FEZ (Flip). The corresponding nicknames are included in parenthesis. Call me anything you want with any pronouns you feel. I truly don't mind. They're all based on how certain people or groups felt about me. Names have nuances and implications in that weird way that they do. They called me those things and they stuck and are usually personal to how that person feels about me. Be personal, if you would like to.

☆ thnx for reading and i hope to ttys

Personality Quizzes.

I taste like Peanut Butter.

I am one of the most blendable flavors; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I'm not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome. What Flavor Are You?

I am a Translucent Visor.

I am something of a gambler, but generally a wise one - I only gamble if I expect to win. A negative aspect of this is that people tend to shy away from playing with me. What Sort of Hat Are You?

I am Pacman.

I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly. What Video Game Character Are You?

FUN FACTS:

- For the past seven years I have kept a deck of cards in my bag and use it regularly when I go out. It was mostly for gambling and little games but I was quite close to running an underground poker scene in highschool.

- The little pixel art icons on the home page (from icons archive)? They all mean something to me. Some are simpler, like the KISS ones or the cowboy boots. But others aren't so blatant. I think it's a fun idea.

- my favorite cookies are white chocolate macademia and oatmeal raisin.

- i currently live and sleep on a futon in the corner of my aunt's living room. moving out by the end of the month. (as of november 2023)  Oh, hey! I fucking moved out! Privacy after two years of none is insane.

- i use midol as a cure-all for hangovers and things of the like.

- Quentin Coldwater of the Magicians series got me into doing card tricks recently when I rewatched the show.

- personally i think my spacehey page is ugly after learning even the slightest bit more about html and css. it's difficult to update it within the unorganized code i had originally used and the confines of having to also navigate spaceheys own restrictive code. maybe one day i'll update this thing.

- i love planes. i literally went on a three hour plane ride (feb 2024) and i fucking BLUSHED at takeoff. thinking about planes makes me FLUSH. something is wrong with me.

- love physics too, I took AP Physics back in high school but I failed the class because I skipped the final like the rebellious teenager I was. 

WHERE TO FIND ME:

NEOCITIES - i think this site is so fun! current fixation.

INSTAGRAM - barely used, practically a half-assed art archive.

LETTERBOXD - i only update it when i watch something of import.

LAST.FM - interested to see what music im listening to right now?

SPOTIFY - here's the playlist i run the most, it isn't the best summary of my music taste.

DISCORD: rageinducer. - with the dot. i dont host servers anymore but feel free to dm.