Name(s)? LU.Β
Β Pronouns? PR0N5+4R. HA.πππππΒ
Β Orientation(s)? UM, WELL, I'VE ONLY SEXUALLY INTERCOURSED WITH FEMALES... #BOING!!!!!!!Β
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Β Zodiac Sign? ASTROLOGY IS HOKUM. STOP IT ALREADY.Β
Β PLEASE.Β
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Β #GrowUuuuuuup.
Β #ArchaicTribalMythologies.Β
Β Do you wear makeup? YEAH. NOT ALWAYS, THOUGH...Β
Β Favorite aesthetic? HUH? HM, I'M DAMN GOTH-INFLUENCED/GOTH-INSPIRED,.FOR STARTERS. HA.
Β Advice you would have given 10 y/o you? "MARIJUANA IS NOT AS BAD AS MILLIONS OF MISINFORMED LIARS ARE ALWAYS SAYING. TRY IT!"Β
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Β #OpenYourMiiiiiiiiiiiiind.....Β
Β What's your favorite season? AUTUUUUUUUMN!!!!!π§‘π€π€π§‘π€π€π§‘π€π€π§‘π€π€Β
Β Favorite holiday? HALLOWEEEEEEENNNMNNN!!!!!!! π€ππ€ππ€ππ€Β
Β Are you from the city or the country? BLAH. BOTH.Β
Β Do you believe in aliens? EH...Β
Β What time is it currently for you? 6:32am.Β
Β Do you prefer to text or call? NEITHER. SERIOUSLY.Β
Β 01. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? I GUESS. IT COULD CERTAINLY BE WORSE (& it certainly HAS BEEN WORSE years back) BUT I STILL LOVE MY POOR DAD. HE *REALLY* MISSES MY MOM...πππππππΒ
Β 02. Who did you last say βI love youβ to? MY DAD...πππππππΒ
Β 03. Do you regret anything? YUP. WITH NO SHAME, REGRET, OR CONSCIENCE, YOU'RE JUST AN IRRESPONSIBLE GODDAMNED PARASITIC SELFISHASS SOCIOPATH. πππππΒ
Β 04. Are you insecure? ABOUT SOME THINGS, I GUESS. WHO AIN'T?Β
Β 06. How do you want to die?Β
Β "IT IS A BLESSING TO DIE FOR A CAUSE BECAUSE YOU CAN SO EASILY DIE FOR NOTHING." -ANDREW YOUNGΒ
Β 07. What did you last eat? A MARIJUANA EDIBLE GUMMY. HA.πππππππΒ
Β 08. Played any sports? UM, I MAINLY SKATEBOARDED FOR YEARS, ACTUALLY. FOR A WHILE, I PUTZED WITH TENNIS, BASKETBALL, & A FEW OTHER THINGS BUT I AM REALLY A DANCER SO I DANCE A LOT FOR YEARS. I HAVE ALWAYS FOR YEARS BEEN WAY INTO COMBAT SPORTS SO I GREW UP USING WEAPONS NONSTOP. YUP.
Β I π€ππ€ππ€ WEAPONS.β―οΈ
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Β 09. Do you bite your nails? YES. I CAN'T SEEM TO EVER STOP THAT. HA.Β
Β 10. When was your last physical fight? UM...LONG AGO. THESE DAYS FOR YEARS I JUST IMMEDIATELY PHYSICALLY LET YOU (or Whoever Starts Fucking With Me) KNOW SOMEHOW THAT I *AM* A FUCKING FORMIDABLE PROOOOOBLEEEEEEEM.
Β YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.Β
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Β 11. Do you like someone? OH, YEAH. ALWAYS. I DON'T USUALLY BOTHER ANYMORE EVEN TELLING THIS-OR-THAT HOTASS, SEXYASS, KOOLASS, FUNNYASS, CLEVERASS, BRILLIANTASS GIRL THAT I MAYBE LIKE HER.Β
SHE PROBABLY LIVES A MILLION BILLION MILES AWAY ANYWAY, SOOOOO... πππππΒ
Β SO YEAH, I JUST MAYBE FLIRT NOWADAYS ONLINE, IF ANYTHING. HA.Β
Β #SexyassFuckingMoth.πΒ
Β #NextQuestion!Β
Β 12. Have you ever stayed up for 48 hours? YUP. I'VE PERIODICALLY ALSO GONE 48 HOURS BEFORE WITHOUT EATING ANYTHING AT ALL WHATSOEVER.Β
Β ACTUALLY, I WENT 3 DAYS.Β
Β DO *NOT* EVER TRY GOING 3 DAYS WITHOUT EATING. NOPE. I WILL NEVER RECOMMEND YOU DO THAT EVER. I DID IT ONCE.Β
I REALLY DIDN'T LIKE HOW I WAS FEELING.
Β SERIOUSLY.Β
DON'T DO IT EVER.Β
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Β 13. Do you hate anyone at the moment? TRUMP.
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Β I'M ALSO REALLY NOT HAPPY WITH HIS BLINDLY-ADORING ZOMBIE DINGLEBERRYBRAINSΒ
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Β 14. Do you miss someone? YES. MOM...Β
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Β I MISS OTHERS TOO...β€οΈπ§‘πππππ€π€Β
Β 15. Have any pets? 8 CATS & 1 PIT BULL. HE'S DAD'S DOG.ππβπ¦Ίπ€Β
Β 16. How exactly are you feeling at the moment? HIGH & STONED. HEH. HOT & STICKY. UUUUUUUGH. ANOTHER HOTASS DAY HERE TODAY. I'VE SHOWERED TWICE TODAY ALREADY. FIXING TO SHOWER AGAIN IN A BIT. GETTING SLEEPY NOW.
Β 17. Ever made out in the bathroom? HEH, YEAH. HAD SEX THERE TOO A LOT; ESPECIALLY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND CHRISTINA & I. WE BOTH LOVED PR0N, WE WERE BOTH HORNYASS, ANGRYASS, IMMATUREASS, CRAZYASS, PR0N5+4R WANNA-BES SO YEAH. FORTUNATELY, WE HAD A VERY, VERY HYPER SEX LIFE, HEH. I HOPE SHE'S OKAY WHEREVER SHE'S AT.Β
Β BUT I HONESTLY REALLY NEVER EVER WANNA SEE HER AGAIN, THOUGH.Β
Β 18. Are you scared of spiders? UM, NOT SO MUCH SCARED BUT CERTAINLY CONCERNED. THEY MIGHT LAY EGGS. π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯Β
Β 19. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? I DON'T KNOW. NOT SO SURE I CARE TO DO THAT.
Β 21. What are your plans for this weekend? HM...DUNNO. MAYBE FINALLY MAKE ANOTHER VETERINARIAN APPOINTMENT FOR HALLOWEEN; MY YOUNG BRAND-NEW CAT MOMMY TO TAKE HER TO GET HER SPAYED! π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€― AT LEAST HER NEW 2 MONTH-OLD BABIES (4 of them) CAN FINALLY EAT KIBBLE NOW. HA.
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Β 22. Do you want to have kids? How many? NO. NONE. THIS WORLD FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS...Β
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Β 23. Do you have piercings? How many? HM...I HAVE 7 PIERCINGS CURRENTLY. I ACTUALLY USED TO HAVE 18 PIERCINGS TOTAL AT ONE POINT YEARS AGO. HAHA.Β
Β ππππππππππππππππππ πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘πͺ‘Β
Β 24. What is/are/were your best subject(s)? UM...DANCE CLASS...BAND... PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS...ART... HOMEMAKING. MASSAGE ACADEMY (had Perfect Attendance there too, ha...& I was just 1 Damn Point From Honor Roll too. Damn!π)Β
Β 25. Do you miss anyone from your past? OH...YES...OF COURSE... MANY PEOPLE...Β
Β MAINLY MOM...
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Β 26. What are you craving right now? UM...A BRAND-NEW BAG OF FRESH, YUMMY,.STICKY, GOODASS WEED. HA.πππππππΒ
Β 27. Have you ever broken someoneβs heart? YES. I'VE CERTAINLY NOT BEEN THE BEST "SIGNIFICANT OTHER", I ADMIT. I'VE NOT BEEN THE MOST MATURE EITHER, EMBARRASSINGLY... πππππ I'M SINGLE-NOT-LOOKING NOW. *BY CHOICE.*Β
Β 28. Have you ever been cheated on? HA...YEAH. ALL OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS (except for Sylviaπ€) HAVE ACTUALLY CHEATED ON ME. OH, WELL...I DON'T CARE/OVERRATE ANYMORE ABOUT THESE THINGS. MEANING: MAYBE RELATIONSHIPS THESE DAYS ARE JUST NOT ANYMORE WHAT THEY ONCE WERE, I DARESAY.Β
"Romance is just an excuse for Expanding Capitalism." -something I once read elsewhere long agoΒ
Β "Diamonds Are Worthless, Unless There Is A Buyer." -Gil Grissom; C.S.I.
Β #TheMarriageIndustrialComplex. #TheRomanceIndustrialComplex. #TheGlobalDiamondIndustrialComplex.
Β 29. Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? YES. I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.Β
Β 30. Whatβs irritating you right now? HM...WELL, THAT REGULAR PERIODIC "FLORAL PICK-UP" AT FORT SAM NATIONAL CEMETERY FUCKING ANNOYS & IRRITATES ME. I WISH THEY'D JUST LEAVE SPECIAL PERSONAL THINGS LIKE *ALONE*. πππππΒ
Β 31. Does somebody love you? YEAH.Β
Β 32. What is your favourite colour? ALL OF THEM.Β
Β 33. Do you have trust issues? YES.Β
Β 34. Who/what was your last dream about? I CAN'T USUALLY REMEMBER MY DREAMS FOR YEARS.Β
Β 35. Who was the last person you cried in front of? DAD?Β
Β 36. Do you give out second chances too easily? SOMETIMES. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T ANYMORE.Β
Β 37. Is it easier to forgive or forget? YEAH.Β
Β 38. Is this year the best year of your life? NO. WE LOST MOM 2 1/2 YEARS AGO. NO. I'M NOT AS HAPPY ANYMORE AS I USED TO BE. πππππππ πππππππΒ
Β 39. How old were you when you had your first kiss? UM...16? IN HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND WITH VANESSA; A PRETTY YOUNG SLIM QUIET BLACK CLARINET PLAYER...πππΒ
Β 40. Have you ever walked outside completely naked? HA. YEAH. LOTS OF TIMES OVER THE YEARS; PRETTY MUCH ONLY AT NIGHT. I LOVE WALKING AROUND MY HOME NAKED WHEN I CAN & IF I'M ABOUT TO SHOWER, & MAYBE I SUDDENLY HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE FOR SOME REASON, THEN I SHALL DO SO NAKEDLY IF I CAN. HA. DAD & I LIVE WAY-THE-FUCK OUT OF TOWN LIMITS.Β
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Β 51. Favourite food? HM...VEGGIE PIZZA...POTATOES...SALAD...Β
Β 52. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? I GUESS?Β
Β 53. What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? PUT 3 ICE CUBES IN MY MOUTH (My Home can be Damn Hot) TO COOL-DOWN SO THAT I CAN FALL ASLEEP. & FOR SOME REASON, WHITNEY HOUSTON SUDDENLY POPPED INTO MY HEAD SINGING: "I GET SO EMOTIONAL, BABY... ANYTIME I THINK OF YOUUUUU!!!" πππππ π€ππ€π€Β
Β 54. Is cheating ever okay? NO. I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER CHEATED ON ANYONE EVER. NOT EVEN ON A TEST/EXAM. NOPE. πππππΒ
Β 55. Are you mean? I CAN BE,.YEAH...BUT ONLY TO SOME P.I.T.A. THAT *REALLY* DESERVES IT. πππππΒ
Β 56. How many people have you fist fought? A FEW.Β
Β 57. Do you believe in true love? I GUESS. AT LEAST, MOTHER & CHILDREN LOVE...πππππΒ
Β 58. Favourite weather? COOL CALM AUTUMNESQUE.π§‘π€π§‘π€π§‘π€π§‘π€π§‘π€ 59. Do you like the snow? HELL NO. I LIVE DOWN HERE IN HOTASS TEXXXASS. I'M ACCLIMATED & ADAPTED TO LIVE/WORK DOWN HERE. 60. Do you wanna get married? NOPE.Β
Β 61. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? NO, NOT REALLY. SOMETIMES IN THE PAST, I'VE AUTOMATICALLY JUST STARTED CALLING THIS (Romantic Interest) WOMAN, OR THAT GIRL, OR EVEN THAT ONE OVER THERE, "SweetiePie". (some Women just have that very Specific Vibe itself, I have noticed) Well, one time when I barely started calling another Girl that, I noticed she made a Face. A Dubious Questionable Puzzled Face. So I asked her if it was Okay to call her that.Β
She said "No."Β
Β "What?"Β
Β "No. I don't like that."Β
Β "You don't like that? I'm Sorry."Β
"Yeah, My Ex used to call me That."Β
"Oh. Sorry."Β
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Β 62. What makes you happy? GOT WEED?!?!???πππππππΒ
Β 63. Would you change your name? LEGALLY? ACTUALLY, I DID DO THAT YEARS BACK. HA. HAPPIER NOWADAYS!!!!!Β
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Β 64. Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? YEAH, I'M NOT INTERESTED.Β
Β 65. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? OH, MAN...IT DEPENDS.π€―π±π²πΒ
Β 66. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? I AIN'T ABOUT TO ASSUME THAT AT ALL; CERTAINLY NOT THESE DAYS. I'VE BEEN WRONG *A LOT* OF TIMES ABOUT PEOPLE BY NOW ALREADY. EMBARRASSING. πππππΒ
Β 67. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? UM...THE YOUNG LOVELY CASHIER AT THE STORE EARLIER.Β
Β 68. Whoβs the last person you had a deep conversation with? DUNNO. MY DAD? MY COUSIN, MARCUS?Β
Β 69. Do you believe in soulmates? UM...Β
Β 70. Is there anyone you would die for? YEAH. MY DAD. MAYBE SOME CERTAIN OTHER RELATIVES.....
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