Lucky The Leprechaun (Lucky Charms): Silly little magic man. Evokes a feeling of wonder and joy. 10/10.

Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch (Cap’n Crunch): Before I looked him up for this rating, his score was lower. Then I learned his name. A very distinguished man, 8/10.

Count Chocula: I don’t know this man’s name but he’s a vampire. That’s all I have to say. 10/10. 

Buzzbee (Cheerios): 0/10. Theres evil in those eyes. 

Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes): This may be controversial. Don’t get me wrong, I love Frosted Flakes. But I also have a very deep fear of anthropomorphic creatures. This may be biased, but Tony the Tiger is Terrifying. 2/10 

Toucan Sam (Froot Loops): Hes a little freaky, but I never really cared for him. 5/10. 

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird (Cocoa Puffs): Hes on thin ice. I don’t know what it is. His bright orange color scheme, his phycopathic eyes, etc. 4/10

Trix Rabbit (Trix): Once again, he scares me. 3/10. Why does he move like a human why does he move like a human why does he move like a human why does he m

Cookie Jarvis (Cookie Crisps): This man is a wizard. His name is Jarvis. He is the original and he’s a perfect mascot. Just a wizard advertising his cookie cereal. Perfection. 11/10. 

Chip the wolf, on the other hand, brings out every negative emotion I have ever experienced. 0/10.