Random

The other day I was walking outside my house when my mom walked out. She said go clean your room. I decided I was going to go cray on her and whipped my hair in her face my hair being nonexistent I obviously missed. She took out her shoe and proceeded to chuck the sandal at me as I ran down the street laughing because I forgot that I shaved all my hair the night before. As I was running one of the sandals hit me right in the head. I proceeded to laugh even harder because of it. after the shoe hit me in the head she started sprinting after me with one shoe still on her foot as I was laughing. I was not expecting this until I looked up as she was three feet away from me still at full sprint. I started sprinting again until I slow down thinking I finally lost her. Turns out that she through her other slipper at me and it was about to hit me right in the head. I tried to dodge it but I ended up hitting straight in the eye instead. I ended up with a bump on my head and a black eye that day because I refused  to clean my room.