Cats

I have 2 cats one is a tortoise whatever the fuck that means, and the other is one of those cats who have brown and black fur the 2nd cat is the mom and the other is the baby we gave the other 8 babies away (there was this cat I called the MAN (it was a girl) and I was PISSSED when we gave er away) so one of these pieces of shit took one of themselves on my bed. which really grinded pissed me off like a guy who is pissed off. these cats are the fucking WORSE they bite and scratch without even meaning it there's the tortoise bitch is pretty talkative and shes so annoying its like "meow meow"  SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH IM GONNA THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW YOU FUCKING BITCH and then I start petting her cause shes pretty cute