stupid would u rather questions

would u rather questions ive collected from across the internet, irl + made up

perfect for breaking the ice with new people and ending up awkward silences

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WOULD U RATHER

have unlimited bacon but no more video games OR games, unlimited games but no more games

fight 1 horse-sized duck or fight 10 duck-sized horses (no weapons apart from the duck-sized horses, which have guns)

fight a gorilla every week (gorilla shows up at a random time each week, it cannot kill u + u cannot kill it, no weapons) OR have everything you think happen

have ben shapiro pluck every hair from ur body OR walk across 20m of hot coals

be lightly simmered for 30 secs OR become minecraft

permanently have a mullet OR lose your legs

animorph into a lizard for a minute every time u sneeze or have to live in space for a year

teleport somewhere random every time you burp OR make an involuntary sonic reference at the most emotionally intense time of your day every day

pull off ur own thumbnail with a spoon (without anaesthesia) or go to prison for 5 years

have human head + torso but horse limbs + hooves OR horse head +torso but human limbs + hands + feet