i want friends but my dumbass is too dry

 i wanna have actual friends on this stupid site but whenever someone messages me my replies are always dry as fuck 

 i swear i’m fun guys i just don’t know want to be too much and ruin my chances of getting friends 

 and my dumbass forgets shit a lot, like the out of sight out of mind shit, so that really sucks for online relationships because i genuinely forget that people exist if i haven’t seen or talked to them for a while 

 anyway i need to stop ranting fr—