Why i am the a sick kid

Yes boys and girls today was proper sick yeno da r kid sam set the bathroom on fire with his hello kitty lighter then walked out like nothing had happened proper game icl. Then r other kid jonhead smith had a fight with the English teacher over verbs, my man thought tv was a verb . jonhead smith then starts throwing haymakers like he's prime Tyson fury knocks the teacher out with a little combo like hes playing ufc then right before he hits the floor smith has gone and crane kicked his head and hes gone flying everyone starts laughing but then the headteacher comes and asks who done it we all blame it on a kid who looks like timmy from south park my man believes us and starts screaming at him while this kid is spasming out in his wheelchair. Then history next sat next the r kid sam my man pulls out a rambo like its a butter knife and starts engraving his namne into the desk and am like yes sam gonna wanna stop doing tha bro teacher looking over and da and sam turns and pulls this 2 inch rambo on me so my killer instincts kick in and ive got him in leg hold submission like im in ufc 267 like its nothing end up breaking his leg then he stands up and goes we alright bro then the cheeky history teacher sends him to med bay  like we in 2020 among us and sends me to the headmaster were i then get suspended until tomorrow as hes shook off me and my and my boys bricked his windees last time he suspended me but we will start again as ive got god on my side you on it