03/12/2023 The Beach B***h

Today I went to the beach to get high without my grandma noticing.

I went to 7/11 to get the new Strawberry Monster Energy and a chocolate bar for while I'm at the beach. (The monster was a 11/10) and I got to the beach, got cozy on my towel, and started playing music in my headphones. 

I stayed like that for a while but got bored and I started feeling the high so I collected a ton of shells in my makeshift bag I made with my wrap skirt I had on. I made all those shells into a cool spiral pattern and sat next to it while listening to music again.

Eventually the woman starts walking in my direction and keep in mind in like the furthest away from the ocean on the beach so my shell spiral did bother anyone. Well this lame loser is picking up shells and she completely ignores me right next to the shell spiral and starts picking up my masterpiece!! Like wtff woman! What do you think you are doing!!?!?1!!

I ask her to stop politely too and explain I just made it like half an hour ago and she yells at me saying that I should cover up my top half because my bikini top and that she's going to call the police for bothering her on the beach!! UGH!! She was totally bothering ME first! I told her that the reason she looks like an old saggy hoe is because she's mean and her yelling face is ugly so a win is a win! And on top of that I was high as hell doing that

Anyways I came back home after I was the only one on the beach and watched some rick and morty lolz.