WHY I SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAKE ME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE I WILL MAKE ABORTION LEGAL AND BAN PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO SENSITIVE ON THE INTERNET YOU CAN GO TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL MAKE BOMBS FOR EVERY CITEZAN THAT I ANM FRIENDS WITH AND I WILL HGELP THEM BOMB ENEMY HOUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL CREATE CUTE LITTLE MURDER ROBOTS THAT YOU CAN MARRY AND SHIT AND THEY WILL KILL US AND TAKE OVER OUR PLANET BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCHOOLS ALSO WILL HAVE 3 DAY WEEKENDS AND BE EASIER AND COOLER.

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