A long-ass survey for a short-ass month

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?: Closed, mostly because the closet door blocks the entry door. 

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?: Sometimes

Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?: Yes

Where is your next vacation?: Not sure.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?: No

Who do you think reads these?: Depends on where they go. 

Do you have a calendar in your room?: no

Where are you?: Bed

What's your plan for the day?: Don't really have any, other than putting away the groceries once they're delivered. 

Are you reading any books right now?: I only pretend to read these days. 

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?: sometimes

Have you ever peed in the woods?: yes

Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?: On rare occasion

Do you chew your pens and pencils? I only briefly did that and for no good reason.

What is your "Song of the Week"?: That's not a thing for me. 

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?: yes

Do you still watch cartoons?: yes

What's your favorite love movie?: Superbad

What do you drink with dinner?: soda or water, usually

What do you dip chicken nuggets in?: Honey if they're from Mickey D's or spicy honey mustard if they're cooked at home. 

What is your favorite food/cuisine?: sushi

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?: I don't watch movies nearly as much as I used to, so I'm not sure.

Last person you hugged/kissed?: my wife

Were you ever a Boy/Girl Scout?: no

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?: for the right amount, sure

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?: 1999? 2000? I didn’t write many letters pre-email, and email p much made those obsolete.

Can you change the oil on a car?: never tried

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?: no

Run out of gas?: no

Favorite kind of sandwich?: an overflowing pastrami sandwich

Best thing to eat for breakfast?: shrimp and grits or corned beef hash

What is your usual bedtime?: I don’t have one

Are you lazy?: yeah

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?: I only celebrated a couple of times and then my mom changed her mind and I was no longer allowed. My first customer that I remember was a Chuck Norris cartoon character.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?: No, they’ve all lapsed.

Which are better, Legos or Lincoln Logs?: Lego. Though the one time I played with them, Lincoln Logs were more fun than I expected.

Are you stubborn?: not for the most part

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?: both had their pros and cons, but I watched Leno because CBS was too fuzzy on our TV

Ever watch soap operas?: just a few episodes because I had friends who did

Afraid of heights?: no, but I keep my distance from ledges

Sing in the car?: occasionally

Dance in the shower?: that’s dangerous

Dance in the car?: no

Ever used a gun?: just the water kind

Do you think musicals are cheesy?: they certainly can be, but there’s a spectrum of quality

Is Christmas stressful?: no, but we don’t do much for it

Ever eat a pierogi?: not sure, but I’ve had many dumplings from various backgrounds

Major annoyance right now?: work

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?: this question was probably my first stressful “I don’t know” growing up

Do you believe in ghosts?: no, but I saw something as a kid that I don’t have another word for

Ever have a déjà vu feeling?: yes

Do you take a vitamin daily?: most days

Wear slippers?: no, but I do wear slides in the house

Wear a bathrobe?: yes, but I don’t wear it while wet

What do you wear to bed?: usually a night shirt, but sometimes pajama bottoms and an undershirt

Walmart, Target, or Kmart?: Target, but mostly for groceries

Nike or adidas?: adidas, but I rarely get them

Cheetos Or Fritos?: Cheetos, particularly the jalapeño ones

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?: peanuts

Ever hear of, "gorp"?: yes - I appear to be in the minority on this one

Ever taken karate?: no, but I kind of wanted to

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?: Yes, during a game of spin the bottle. Not for me.

Can you curl your tongue?: yes

Ever won a spelling bee?: yes, in 3rd grade

Ever cried because you were so happy?: I don’t think so

Own any record albums?: no

Own a record player?: no, c’mon

Regularly burn incense?: not anymore

Ever been in love?: a few times

Hot tea or cold tea: both are good

Tea or coffee?:  both are good

Favorite kind of cookie?: Oreos, i guess

Can you swim well?: I did swim team as a kid. I was never good, but I was competent.

Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?: yes

Are you patient?: I can be

Ever won a contest?: yes, including a couple in the last year

Ever had plastic surgery?: no

Which are better black or green olives?: black on pizza, green in a martini

Can you knit or crochet?: I took a knitting course in college

Washroom or bathroom?: I believe those are different things. *googles* Oh, I guess not. OK, well, I use the word bathroom.

Do you want to get married?: already am

Who was your high school crush?: I had several. The main ones were Becky, Carrie, and Danelle.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?: no

Do you have kids?: no

Do you want kids?: no

What kind of mom are you?: n/a

Do you miss anyone right now?: kinda

Who do you want to see right now?: Anne Hathaway