Anne Hathaway is my answer to more than one survey question

Where did you get the pants you are wearing from?
I'm not wearing pants ;) (just gonna leave this here)

Do you find smoking unattractive?
I actually think smoking looks cool, but it smells awful and has long-term negative effects. 

Have your parents ever searched your personal belongings?
Maybe, but never saw it or knew it happened 

Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Probably. I’ve cut waaay back since my party days.

Is there someone you’ll never forget?
Probably 

Do you miss someone right now?
Yeah

Last time you were on the phone?
Sunday, according to my call log. Assuming this refers to speaking on the phone as it once did. If this now refers to using a cell phone for other activities, right now. 

Do you get distracted easily?
If I’m doing something boring, absolutely 

Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
No, plus, I'm an adult. (Same)

Do you think flirting is cheating?
I think it can be for some people, and others find it fine. I’ve never had cause for it to be decided one way or another. 

Do you hate the last girl, other than family, you had a conversation with?
No

Who was the last person you sat next to in a car with?
Lisa

Is your room messy or clean?
Stacked laundry (as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti) and dressers covered, but the floor is clear

Do you drink tea?
Not often, especially considering I like it

Wish you could be somewhere else right now?
Absolutely 

What are you listening to right now?
The Dollyrots - Kick Me to the Curb

Where did you get your last bruise from?
No bruises I can see while at work

Are you looking forward to anything?
The weekend, always. More distantly, my other teammate returning mid-April from her 2 month trip.

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
That’s a good way to fuck up your hand. I haven’t desired to fight anyone, but I know I’d do something other than punch their face. 

Whose house were you last at?
Aside from my own? Uhhhh, Lauren and Greg’s, probably 

When someone says ‘we need to talk’, what do you think:
I messed up. (Same, despite that almost never being the case)

Tell me what’s on your mind?
Fucking work

Will you be in bed before 11 tonight?
Hopefully 

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Mother: it’s OK

Father: I literally don’t even know if he’s still alive and I don’t care

How much money did you spend today?
Nothing yet, probably won’t at all

Can you see a cat from where you’re sitting?
no

Who was your last text from?
Ryan

What was the last bad thing that happened to your phone?
This phone? Nothing. Last phone? It stopped charging with most cords and was finicky with the ones that it did. Not actually sure what happened to it, but it sucked.

What’s been upsetting you lately?
Work

Is there anyone getting on your nerves at the moment?
No.

Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?
No

Last place you fell asleep other than a bed?
Took a nap on the loveseat a couple weeks ago. Bad idea. 

Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Yes, but less than it used to 

Do you have a dog?
No, but we’d like to get one

Do you like to wear pants?
As long as they’re comfortable 

How many people do you trust fully?
a couple, I guess 

When you’re bored in class, what do you usually do?
I used to space out. Sometimes I’d doodle. If I were in school these days, I’d probably be looking at my phone. 

What’s your favorite color out of these five? Green, Yellow, Blue, Pink:
There’s only four colors listed. 👀 But of those four, green.

What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?
Probably some variation on a grunt

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
I wish. I generally get somewhere between 6.5 and 7.5 according to my phone. 

Ever like someone older than you?
I was moved up in school from kindergarten to first grade. My next school still put me in first grade until they tested me and my lowest aptitude was math at second grade level, so they put me in second grade like they should have. I was a year younger than nearly everyone in my grade through the rest of public education. In college I was still generally younger, but grades were more fluid due to units being the measure. Anyway, yes, nearly all of my IRL crushes were older by at least year, a few have been closer to five years older. My wife is two years older. 

What’s your favorite amusement park?
I’m not really a dog of amusement parks and they’ve only gotten ridiculously more expensive since I last went to one in the mid-2000s. I also don’t like rollercoasters, so I’m not sure what the point in my going really is.

Are you cold at this very moment?
I am pleasantly ever-so-slightly chilly 

Do you prefer people who talk a lot or are quiet?
I like listening to people I care about talk. But I’m fine with a friendly silence as well. 

Is there someone in your life you wish you never met?
Not sure

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
At minimum 6, but 9 is much better. 

What do you think Avril Lavigne is doing at the moment?
I read a headline that she broke up with her fiancé. I didn’t even know she had divorced the other Deryck. Wait, they divorced in 2010? I coulda been a contender!

What’s one fear are you most paranoid about?
I’m not paranoid about anything 

Have you ran into an old friend recently?
I wish 

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for more than a day?
Not that I can remember 

Could you go a whole year without cursing?
I would need a gooood fuckin’ reason to even try

Would you rather give up the computer or the TV?
TV because I can watch TV on my computer. (Just gonna leave this answer)

Have you ever liked someone who had a girl/boyfriend?
I’ve been the other man

As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
I’m tired 

Does anyone know your password besides you?
Nope

Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
I don’t know. I hope I’ll never have to make that decision. 

Have you ever ridden a horse?
Once, didn’t care for it

Are you a patient person?
I can be

Could you go a day without eating?
I’ve done a beer and water fast before. I’d do it again if it fit my schedule. 

Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
No, but maybe it’s my own fault for not planning. 

Are you a forgiving person?
I try

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
I take a caffeine pill at the first alarm and go back to sleep. There are a few alarms later in the morning to wake me up for good. 

What is something you disliked about today?
Fuckin’ work

When’s the last time you had a headache?
I had a small one today 

Is there anything that you are craving right now?
Not at the moment, other than an early retirement 

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Probably some variation of “fuuuuck”

What part of your body hurts right now?
my back was hurting, but I shifted about and now it’s not

Is there anyone you would like to just appear at your front door right now?
I mean I wouldn’t object to Anne Hathaway coming over, but it’s kind of late

What is something that you realized today?
Yesterday I had a realization. Today? Oh, well, secondhand, but I guess my manager doesn’t consider $10k much money. 

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
I don’t know. It’s not like I’m going to do anything about it. 

Do you remember who your first crush was?
Miss Betty in preschool 

Ever walked into the guy’s bathroom?
Often 

Have you ever cried from being so mad?

When I was young 

What’s a word that starts with the third letter of your first name?
Rickety

Do you have a bad temper?
Nope

How many wives or husbands do you want?
Just the one, unless Anne Hathaway is down, in which case I’m marrying a second time. Hopefully my current wife will be OK with having a co-wife.

What’s the closest pink object to you?
Glowstick. They’re strewn about the apartment for emergency lighting purposes.

Do you consider yourself lucky?
Not anymore 

What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
Presumably some amount of dust

Do you trust anyone?
Yes

What’s your favorite color gummy bear?
Green Haribo gummy bears are strawberry and so good! 

What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
Black Panther? Haven’t seen a movie in the theater since COVID started. 

If you could push one person off of a mountain, who would it be?
I don’t want to kill anyone. Having said that, there are some people who I would simply not try to help if they slipped and were barely holding on for dear life. 

Wish you could be somewhere else right now?
Yes

What color is your iPod?
If they’re still in the apartment, white. Otherwise, my previous iPods were white. 

What should you be doing right now?
I have no obligation, but I still plan to do my hundred words (https://100words.com)

Do you like roller coasters?
Nope

One famous guy you would marry in an instance?
Anne Hathaway