1.) what is your favorite kind of ice cream?
probably Rori’s, which they don’t sell out here. Of the nationally available varieties, I guess… I don’t remember the name now. It’s two guys. Dave & Greg? That can’t be it
2.) if people could read your mind, what would they usually find?
partial lyrics, jokes in progress, sexual thoughts, a strong desire to nap
3.) who do you talk to on the phone most often?
4.) what’s a song that makes you feel happy?
Billie Eilish - bad guy
5.) what celebrity would you like to meet?
6.) what’s the best concert you’ve ever been to?
The Dollyrots. It was a very small venue and they stuck around afterwards to chat with fans. I got a sweaty hug and a picture with Kelly (lead singer)
7.) what is your favorite clothing store?
8.) how did you meet your best friend?
9.) do you need money to be happy?
Money buys security, which is a requirement for me to be happy
10.) what is something you do well?
11.) what’s a good idea you’ve had recently?
writing a surveys ebook
12.) what is your favorite thing to eat for breakfast?
corned beef hash from Worker Bee in Carpinteria, CA
13.) how far in advance do you prefer to plan?
some things are best winged (wung?) and others need planning. I tend to not enjoy the planned things as much due to all the work that the planning took
14.) do you like to wear high heels?
15.) how many slices of pizza do you usually eat?
size of the pizza and the slices greatly affects this number
16.) Can you remember life without technology? what was it like?
no. I was born in a modern hospital and grew up in the city. I was never without electricity, save for power outages. even the couple of times I’ve gone camping (which I mostly hated) involved cabins with electric lights or an RV.
17.) what gift would you like to receive?
one million dollars cash
18.) what’s the last thing you paid for?
probably groceries or maybe delivery, but I didn’t get them the most recent time, so I’m not positive
19.) what’s the last movie you watched?
20.) do you remember your dreams?
I remember dreams I had as a small child, even
21.) do you play any instruments?
not actively, but I did learn the keyboard in high school - the class was called synthesizer, but we didn’t get to use that functionality
22.) do you always smile for pictures?
23.) what are you most excited about right now?
nothing, but I am looking forward to the next episode of The Last of Us tonight
24.) if you had $5 in your pocket what would you spend it on?
I don’t often go places that I would have reason to spend only $5. If I were to go out of my way to spend it, I’d get a bottle of Richards Wild Irish Rose - White, assuming five bucks would cover it
25.) how often do you buy things via the internet?
all the damn time
26.) would you like to live in a different country? if so which one?
in some ways, yes. I’d have to do a lot of research and *shiver* planning first. probably somewhere they speak English as a major language, too.
27.) what animal would you see first if you went to the zoo?
zoos are such a scam. just a bunch of enclosures that allegedly have animals inside. the smell isn’t great, either, but it’s probably the best proof they’re actually keeping animals in there somewhere.
28.) if you could switch places with someone for a day, who would it be?
Zack Snyder so he could buy the film rights to my zombie book to make a movie from it
29.) do you prefer the aisle, middle, or window seat on a plane?
aisle, mostly so I don’t have to step over anyone
30.) what’s your favorite song from a movie?
Joy Division’s Love Will Tear Us Apart from 24 Hour Party People
31.) where would you like to volunteer?
food bank. I’m trying to get my work group to do it as a group volunteer event
32.) would you rather go out for dinner or cook at home?
go out, almost every time
33.) who sent the last text message you received?
34.) what’s your favorite flower?
I was so happy to see my basil plant flower for the first time
35.) what’s the last song you listened to?
Cassandra Violet - Take My Time
36.) do you like being alone?
37.) what was the last thing you ate?
One Pan New Orleans-Style Bbq Shrimp and Scallops over cheesy grits - it was fine
38.) how do you find new music?
Spotify, YouTube, Pandora
39.) what is your dream travel destination?
I’d love to eat across Tokyo
40.) if you could play any instrument what would it be?
once upon a time I wanted to learn guitar, so maybe that
41.) what’s the last youtube video you watched?
presently watching Velma Pitch Meeting on Pitch Meeting
42.) where are you going on your next trip?
fuck if I know
43.) what are you currently addicted to?