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1. Is there something you have been trying to learn lately?
SO, SO MUCH, YEAH.

ONE IS SIMPLY JUST GETTING FASTER & SHARPER AT MY NEW JOB I GOT DURING THE HOT ASS MONTHS LAST YEAR.

2. If you ever feel like you are different from your extended family, in which ways is this?
RELIGIOUSWISE & POLITICALLY.

MOST OF THEM ARE SOMEHOW CHRISTIAN & TOO MANY SOMEHOW ARE BONEHEADEDASS REPUBLICANS.

3. When you think about your future career, do you envision yourself becoming the head honcho or CEO? If not, why not? WELL, FOR YEARS, I'M ACTUALLY A SELF-EMPLOYED SOLE PROPRIETOR. NO MOTHERFUCKERS WORKING FOR ME!!!

4. Ithere something that you are sort of weird about talking about?

Like, a thing that other people find casual, but you feel uncomfortable
when the subject comes up?
SOME PEOPLE (especially at Work) ARE DAMN CAVALIER ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE SEX.

I DON'T LIKE DOING THAT...OR TALKING ABOUT MY AGE, HA...OR MONEY...MY ETHNICITY...

MY WEIGHT...MY BIRTHDAY...MY HIGH SCHOOL...

5. Can you think of a time when you seriously misjudged a music artist based on their name?
SAVAGE GARDEN I ACTUALLY THOUGHT WERE A DEATH METAL BAND, HEH.

6.
Do you ever make negative comments about other body types? How does it
make you feel when you see or hear negative comments about your body
type, or a physical trait that you have (even when its not directed at
you)?
NEGATIVE? OR DO YOU MEAN HONEST? TRUTHFUL?

ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE NOWADAYS SUCH FRAGILE ADULTS THAT EEEEEVERYTHING NOW NEEDS TO BE SUGARCOATED FOR BILLIONS OF UBERDELICATE SENSIBILITIES EVERYWHERE?


TELL ME THE GODDAMNED TRUTH. HA.

7. If you are in a situation where you feel like
you are being attacked or not respected, how easy or difficult is it for
you to stay and keep your head rather than leave in a huff?
THESE DAYS, I JUST AUTOMATICALLY KEEP MY COOL. I'M NOT A DAMN SCREAMER/YELLER. I MAYBE DON'T EVEN TALK MUCH...IF AT ALL. I'M *ALWAYS* DRESSED-TO-FIGHT; TACTICAL BOOTS, GLOVES, CARGO PANTS, SECURED HAIR.

THAT SEEMS TO USUALLY HAVE A "COMMAND PRESENCE". YUP.


BUT YOU CAN'T JUST *LOOK* THE PART, HEH... YOU REALLY NEED TO BE ABLE *TO BACK IT UP*.

8. Why isn't there a question 8?
BECAUSE.

9. When you think about how attractive you feel and your favorite features, are you comparing yourself to a societal ideal?
UM, I'M DAMN GOTH-INFLUENCED & GOTH-INSPIRED IN SO MANY WAYS, MAINLY.毋毋毋毋

10. If you have a favorite song right now: What is it? How did you first hear it? Why do you like it so much? OHHHHH...SO MANY. LET ME JUST GIVE YOU A FAVORITE MIX, HEH歹手歹手歹手歹:


https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=530237


11.
Have you ever had someone that has been your friend for a while come to
you and tell you they had romantic feelings for you? How did you
respond, and did the friendship survive? UM, I HAD A RELUCTANT 1-NIGHT STAND WITH A GOOD FRIEND ONCE. I GAVE IN TO HER ADVANCES, HEH...BUT WE BOTH CLEARLY KNEW IT WOULD ONLY BE JUST THAT. NO RELATIONSHIP STUFF AT ALL.

12.
Hypothetically speaking, if Hillary Clinton were running for President
as a democrat against Chris Christie as a republican in 2016, who do you
predict would win the election? MADAM PRESIDENT!


#FuckCrassCrustie.

13.
When you are getting to know someone new online (particularly someone
male), how cautious are you of the possibility that they are serial
killer/kidnapper? WELL, HONESTLY IT SEEMS IN THE BEGINNING OF THE MEETING, PERHAPS AT LEAST *VIDEO CHATTING* CAN AT LEAST KNOCK THE ANNOYING CATFISHING OUT OF THE WAY...

14. If you are talking to someone
that you want to get to know, what are your go-to conversation topics?
What subject makes you disappointed when another person isnt interested
in or knowledgable about it? IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY *STUPID-ENOUGH* TO VOTE FOR TRUMP:

"Bye."

#Forever.


YEAH, THAT WOULD BE ONE OF THE VERY FIRST THINGS I'D WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HER IMMEDIATELY.

*FOR SURE.*

*FOR FUCKING SURE.*


IS SHE EVEN POLITICALLY-LITERATE TO BEGIN WITH? BECAUSE IF SHE AIN'T, NAAAAAH.


I'VE SEEN *ENOUGH* PROFOUNDLY-AWARE WOMEN BY NOW.


NAIVE, IGNORANT, NON-VOTING WOMEN (especially Willfully-Ignorant) ARE REALLY ACTUALLY BETTER SUITED FOR OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST...LIKE...THEM.


POLITICS REALLY GODDAMN FUCKING SUCKS, OF COURSE...BUT YOU SOMEHOW *ARE* PART OF THIS GREATER GLOBAL EQUATION..YOU *ARE* A PAWN IN AN INFINITE IMMORTAL GLOBAL MULTI/MULTI-PLAYER CHESS MATCH THAT YOU MAYBE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND & YOU (& Your Parents) STILL SOMEHOW CONTRIBUTE TO THE WHOLE EMBARRASSING APOCALYPTIC CLUSTERFUCK.



#WakeTheGoddamnedFuqUp!

#PassItOn.



15. Say you have a lot of free time and
want to join a club or class. You are browsing postings on local
bulletin boards and online. What sort of group would you be interested
in joining (e.g., book club, game group, crafts, golf lessons, etc.)?
I OFTEN TEND TO SEEK & JOIN LEGITIMATE, MATURE, RESPECTABLE GOTH GROUPS.

NOT ALL GOTH GROUPS ARE SOMETHING PLEASANT...AT ALL. TOO MANY ARE JUST PAINFULLY-IMMATURE & EVEN INFESTED WITH NON-GOTHS THAT ARE OFTEN JUST MALICIOUS, MALEVOLENT, RACIST TROLLING BONEBRAINS.

16.
Have you ever kissed someone that you didnt really want to kiss (not
assault, just indifference)? Why did you go along with it and how did
you feel after?
HA...YEAH. 2 CERTAIN GIRLS. AFTER A FEW MINUTES, I REALIZED THAT THEY WERE ACTUALLY NOT TOO BAD, HEH. ONE WAS ON AN AWAY-GAME FOOTBALL BUS TRIP (I was in High School Marching Band); SHE WAS A CLARINET PLAYER...& THE OTHER WAS A SEXY LOVELY STYLISH GOTH FRIEND OF MINE & WE HAD A 1-NIGHT STAND, HEH.

17. Have you
recently learned anything about your personality? If not, have you ever
consciously tried to change your personality?
OH, YEAH... YOU MEAN 'PERPETUAL SELF-IMPROVEMENT 101'?

HUGE FAN OF IT, YEAH...FOR YEARS...

I ACTUALLY USED TO HAVE A LOT MORE PRIDE. YEAH, TOO MUCH PRIDE IS NOT GOOD. I ALSO HAD *NOOOOO PATIENCE*.

AT ALL. FOR YEARS.


I USED TO HAVE A REALLY FUCKING BAAAAAD TEMPER. THAT'S DAMN EMBARRASSING.


I ALSO, YEARS BACK, HAAAAAD TO LEARN HOW TO SHUUUUUT THE FUUUUUCK UUUUUP.


YEAAAAAHHHHH...

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ALSO: I'VE GOTTEN ONLY SO MUUUUUCH MORE ANTI-SOCIAL THAN I'VE ALWAYS BEEN. YUP.

HA.


18. Are you or any of your friends in a sorority or fraternity? Would you be interested in belonging to one?
NAH. NAH.

19. Can you recall a recent time that you were surprised, but in a bad way?
YES. MY SISTER & I AREN'T TALKING AGAIN. SHE'S ONE OF THOSE GROWNASS LOUDASS SLOUCHASS GRANDMAS THAT TOO OFTEN STILL INSISTS ON ACTING LIKE AN IMMATURE, IRRESPONSIBLE, OVERLY-EMOTIONAL TEENAGER. YEAH. EVEN LIKE AN 11 YEAR-OLD. SHE UNFORTUNATELY DROPS-IN HERE UNEXPECTEDLY.


I HATE IMMATURITY MORE & MORE THE LONGER I LIVE. IRRESPONSIBILITY TOO. WILLFUL IGNORANCE TOO.

20.
Do you feel uncomfortable when you receive praise for doing certain
things? If so, does this make you less likely to do those things? YEAH. I DON'T REALLY CARE NOR NEED PRAISE.

IF I MAYBE EVER ACTUALLY SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE, I'LL DO IT & LEAVE SO FAST. I AIN'T NO ANNOYINGASS GLORYSEEKER. I DON'T WANNA TALK TO TV NEWSREPORTERS & BRAG & GLOAT ABOUT "MY HEROICS".

FUCK THAT.


#CapelessSupermanComplex.

#iAintNoGoddamnHero


21. Do you make spontaneous purchases often or rarely? When you are upset does it make you temporarily happier to buy yourself something new? NO, I DON'T IMPULSIVELY-BUY THINGS ANYMORE FOR YEARS, THANKFULLY. I'M NOT IMPULSIVELY-HORNY ANYMORE EITHER, HA. JUSSAYIN'... I'M A PLANNER FOR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING. NONE OF THIS OVERRATED SPONTANEITY SHIT FOR ME...


22. If you have to wake up early for something, what time is just TOO early for you to be there and be presentable and sentient? Have you ever had to be somewhere that early? OH, GODDAMN, I *HATE* WAKING/GETTING UP BEFORE NOON...FOR ANYTHING, PRETTY MUCH.


23. Have the majority of your romantic relationships started with a physical attraction or a deeper connection? HA...UM, ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE STARTED WITH *HER* COMING TO ME. NOT ME TO HER (Whoever She Was); I JUST DON'T APPROACH GIRLS. I AIN'T SOMEONE THAT COMES ONTO/HITS ON GIRLS. I GUESS MAYBE THEY LIKED MY HAIR COLOR (I've Dyed/Bleached my hair so many times years ago, ha) OR MAYBE SEEING ME JAMMING ONSTAGE IN SOME BAND, THEY LIKED MY DANCE VIDEOS, OR WHATEVER...HA. BUT YEAH, I PRETTY MUCH STRONGLY PREFER SOME KIND OF NECESSARY PHYSICAL ATTRACTION AT LEAST, BUT I ALSO REALLY *MUST* BE ALIKE TO HER; POLITICALLY-LIBERAL, MANNERWISE (I *CANNOT* be with a Loud, Screaming, Sassyass Girl. *NO.* I REFUUUUUSE THESE DAYS TO HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH SOME HORRIFICALLY-LOUD/TEMPERAMENTALLY-ANGRY WOMAN.), EMOTIONALLY-MATURE (coldly-logical, please, Thank You), SECULAR, SHE'S A STRONG-WILLED FIGHTER, SHE ACTUALLY TRIES TO STAY FIT, SHE'S NON-ALCOHOLIC *FOR SURE*, & SHE'S ALSO VEGETARIAN...LIKE ME. HA. ALSO, I CAN'T REALLY DEAL WITH SOME "BESTIE" PERPETUALLY HOVERING AROUND US EITHER. NOPE....YEAH, BASICALLY, I ONLY *WANT* THE SAME THAT I ACTUALLY *OFFER*. #NoThirdWheelsForMe!!!!!


24. Do you ever catch any of those conspiracy shows on Animal Planet, like Bigfoot hunting or proof of Mermaids? Do those shows make your more or less likely to believe in the existence of such creatures? YEAH, I HAVE (hardcore, even). THEY'RE INTERESTING BUT THESE DAYS I DON'T REALLY LOOK INTO STUFF LIKE THAT ANYMORE. I ACTUALLY READ SUPERDEEP & HARDCORE INTO SERIAL KILLERS FOR YEARS, EMBARRASSINGLY...BUT NOT ANYMORE EITHER. OTHER THINGS TOO; UFOs, SATANISM, ATLANTIS, LOCH NESS, & SO MUCH STUFF LIKE THAT.


25. Did you ever write a fan letter to a celebrity? How about submit something to a magazine? YEAH. I WROTE SOMETHING TO CREE SUMMER YEARS AGO BUT I NEVER REALLY EXPECTED A REPLY. I ALSO HAVE WRITTEN TO A LOCAL EDITORIAL PAGE & A VAMPIRE MAGAZINE BEFORE. THEY ACTUALLY PRINTED MY STUFF, HA.....






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