It’s only a survey if I say it is. It’s a survey.

1.) Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake?

Beach, for sure. Preferably in California.

2.) Have you watched any good horror/thriller movies lately?

I think the last horror (and I’m using that loosely) movie I watched was Ghostbusters (1984) on Halloween. If that doesn’t count, I’m not sure then

3.) How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?

Pass

4.) What was the last thing you watched on TV?

Some trash reality show via Discovery+ with singles in a beach situation. It’s no Spouse House, I tell you hwat

5.) Do you know your blood type?

Nope!

6.) Yesterday, did you get up before 9am?

Unfortunately. I had work, but even on the weekends I find myself getting up before 9.  It’s not natural!

7.) How many times does the number ‘7’ occur in your phone number?

Once across both

8.) What was your favorite board game as a child?

 I used to have the Willow board game and I wish I still did. That’s not my answer, but it came to mind. I liked Stratego there for a while 

9.) Are you a coffee drinker?

Yeah, but I usually only have one or two cups a day. If I’m having breakfast at a restaurant and the coffee’s good, I might have a third

10.) When are you going on vacation again?

I don’t “go” on vacation v often, but if I’ll probably take a week off in like April 

11.) Who did you last have an alcoholic drink with?

Probably my wife. Statistically that’s most likely 

12.) What are you going to do after this?

Assuming I finish answering before I go to sleep, probably sleep or maybe watch the newest Camping with Steve video on YouTube 

13.) Who was the last person you were under the covers with?

My wife

14.) Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

Many times throughout my life 

15.) What did you do today?

Woke up, went to work, came home, made dinner, watched the aforementioned trash reality show with my wife, took this survey 

16.) How is your hair?

I buzzed it all off last weekend, so it’s super short

17. Do you like to cuddle?

- I freaking love to cuddle. (Gonna leave this answer)

18.) Name something great that happened today?

I don’t want to say that I figured out how to post images on spacehey, but… 

19.) How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?

Two or three 

20.) When was the last time you saw your father?

Twentyish years ago

21.) Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?

Once

22.) Do you like your life as of now?

Parts

23.) Who was the last person you hung out one-on-one with?

My wife 

24.) Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?

I’d certainly be surprised, though not sure if tears would be part of that expression 

25.) Last thing you drank?

It was either my margarita milkshake (came up with on the fly) or some water, as I was drinking both back and forth

26.) Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

Yes

27.) Do you tend to make relationships complicated?

Not intentionally, but I’m sure I do at least a little

28.) Could you go a day without eating?

I’ve never tried. Maybe?

29.) Ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a M?

Not that I recall

30.) Where did your last kiss take place?

My apartment 

31.) Have you ever met any bands/band members before?

Yes! Most recently I chatted with, got a sweaty hug from, and took a picture with Kelly of The Dollyrots after a show in 2019. In college I briefly talked with the lead singer of Snake River Conspiracy at the merch table and another time chatted with one of the members of The Ataris (but I don’t remember who specifically) at a concert in the park. I also spoke with several other band members in smaller acts that played driveway shows in Isla Vista, CA.

32.) Do you use online banking? Do you have an app on your phone?

This seems sus 

33.) How old were you when you started buying your own clothes?

17? 18? Around then

34.) Who does most of the chores in your house?

We split them. I do chores more often (cook dinner, run the dishwasher, take out the trash) but I’m not sure who does more chores in terms of labor 

35.) What is your least favourite household chore?

I’m bothered that this survey uses both spellings of favorite. Anyway, just about all of them. Cooking is fine.

36.) What was your first job? Did you like it?

What did I say about giving out security question answers?

37.) What was the last food you were craving? Did you get some?

I’ve been craving Panda chow mein since 2018. There’s only one around, but it’s near Duke, so it might as well not exist

38.) Has anyone ever seen you naked?

Yes. Is this a survey for 8th graders?

39.) How do you get around? Car, bike, public transport?

Public transportation, car

40.) How often do you see your parents?

The last time I saw my mom was 2016, I believe. Maybe 2017, but definitely not since I moved here in 2018. Hopefully that won’t be the last time. I intentionally cut off contact with my father about 20 years ago

41.) Do you own your cell phone or is it on a plan?

It’s a new phone still being paid for in monthly installments 

42.) Where do you get most of your clothes?

The internet 

43.) Do you remember how old you were when you first started using computers?

Six or seven. I know I was in 2nd grade, but don’t remember which month we started going to the computer lab

44.) What is the first video game you remember playing?

It was either Pac-Man or Q*bert

45.) Have you ever dated a Josh?

Nope

46.) Does your family do reunion gatherings?

Nope

47.) What would you order to drink if you were in a bar right now?

I’ve got work in the morning and I’m already tired, so probably a nice soda like a Bundaberg ginger ale

48.) How old were you when you started to wear a bra, if ever?

N/A

49.) Do you have any long-lost loves?

She dumped me and I eventually got over her

50.) When was the last time you had a first kiss?

2013