U.S. House Of Representatives In Hell's Pit

Best believe I'd turn that bitch into Shangri-La. Imagine the changes we could make in this country if a candidate from the Psychocratic Party became Speaker Of The House. Juggalos need to come together across this fine nation and elect real mufukkin' ninjas in that muh-phacko.

I been cold in the game like butterscotch ice cream for the longest, and it's going to be the same staleness if we don't get in that bitch. We gon' get in that ass in 2024 when I run for POTUS. Them muh fukkas ain't gonna know what to do when Congress sees these nuts swingin'. This time Hell's Pit needs to come before Shangri-La.

I'm calling on Juggalos all across this fine nation to vote for me as yo next President Of The United States.

I'm Dr. Herculeez B. Pussyfiend and I approve this message, muh-phacko.