Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

omg guys. i watched bill and ted's excellent adventure a while ago and it was great, of course, but this afternoon i watched bogus journey and it was actually incredible.

like it had all the goofy quips you'd expect, and the sorts of shenanigans you might expect, except that i predicted exactly none of it.

first of all (spoliers)

THEY DIE???

AND THEN GO TO HELL??

AND THEN PLAY BATTLESHIP AND TWISTER WITH THE GRIM REAPER??

AND THEN MEET GOD???

AND THEN THEIR FUTURE SELVES PLAY A ROCK BALLAD WITH THEIR NEWLY BORN BABIES ON THEIR BACKS

AND THEN THEY BRING PEACE TO THE MIDDLE EAST????

AND TURN THE WORLDS NUCELAR ARSENALS INTO SICK AMPLIFIERS FOR CONCERTS???

(those last two are headlines in the end credits but still)

anyways, in conclusion, the movie fucks and it was a stupid ass, fun to watch, masterpiece