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I originally posted this on a bulletin, but then thought it would be such a waste to disappear into the void. Either that, or I'm just a narcissist. Enjoy!
This is a mixture of questions from surveys dating back to 2005-2010. A bit longer than most. Feel free to steal and edit. To my friends residing outside of the US, this is from the eyes of an American.✌️
WHAT'S YOUR AGE?: Thirty fuckin' three. Ugh.
ARE YOU MORE OF A COFFEE OR ALCOHOL DRINKER? - Alcohol for sure.
WOULD YOU KISS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED AGAIN? - Definitely.
WHAT ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW? - The emptiness one feels when they grapple with the reality that their existence is a meaningless blip on the timeline of the universe.
WHATS THE CLOSEST THING TO YOU THATS RED? - A small electronic box that holds my dead hopes and dreams...AKA an audio interface.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU OPENED YOUR DOOR AND SAW A DEAD BODY? - Probably tie ropes around their hands and feet and walk behind them down the street, using said ropes to move their arms and legs in a forward like motion, giving them the appearance of walking...cuz everyone deserves a second chance at life. 💀
LAST DREAM YOU REMEMBER HAVING? - Last night, an encounter with a serial killer in an abandoned warehouse of sorts. It was terrifying. 😰
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? - Two months ago, when the Uber driver picked me up from my gf's house to take me to the airport so I could catch my flight back home. I was being stealthy about it, but I imagine the driver was able to pick up on my vibe.
IF YOU COULD BE A SUPERHERO, WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO BE? - I dislike superheroes. Overrated and no longer original.
DO YOU BITE INTO YOUR ICE CREAM OR JUST LICK IT? - I bite and chew that shit.
HAVE YOU EVER MET A CELEBRITY? - Mel Gibson at airport security. There was a huge snow storm happening and the place was practically empty. We didn't like officially meet. But he looked at me, smiled and shrugged his shoulders. It made me feel dead inside.
COULD YOU HANDLE BEING IN THE MILITARY? - Negative.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? - "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung. Ohhhh yeah!
HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU VISITED? - 1+ my own.
ARE/WERE YOUR PARENTS STRICT? - My mom was fairly strict until I turned 15, then she let the reigns loose and I went wild.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF FLYING? - I've flown my entire life, but developed a random fear of it several years ago. Xanax or alcohol are essential.
WHATS ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW? - The random, chaotic, cruel and meaningless nature of existence. Yay! 😊
DO YOU RENT MOVIES OFTEN? - LMAO!
WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? - Gemini.
EVER HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE? - Once when I was on drugs. Pretty sure my equally fucked up friend inadvertently saved my life, but we never talked about it and then we moved apart.
WHOM DO YOU ADMIRE? - The actor William Powell and activists Derek Bell and Emma Goldman.
IF YOU COULD CHOOSE THE FUTURE PROFESSION OF YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER, WOULD YOU? - Yes; The CEO of an evil corporation with the goal of world domination, or the vocalist of a Hootie & the Blowfish tribute band.
WHAT WAS YOUR BEST EXPERIENCE ON DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? - Drunk me + drunk people that I'm close to + music = always my best experience.
WHAT WAS YOUR WORST EXPERIENCE ON DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? - A toss up between that time my teenage self and a friend ended up so paranoid that we hid under a blanket in the corner of his room... Or two months ago, when my already drunk self decided it was a good idea to take multiple shots of straight vodka with people who weren't yet drunk. God that fucking sucked.
AS YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET YOU FIND A SUITCASE FULL OF MONEY SITTING NEXT TO A PARKED CAR, WOULD YOU TAKE IT? - Depends on the make and model of the parked car.
IF YOU FOUND THAT A CLOSE FRIEND HAS AIDS, WOULD YOU STILL HANG OUT WITH THEM? - Of course. I'd even make out with them.
IF YOU COULD LIVE FOREVER, WOULD YOU WANT TO? - Part of me wants to see what happens, but with the current state of human affairs, the future doesn't look too bright, so probably not.
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHICH TIME PERIOD WOULD YOU VISIT? - Probably the 1930s. Nothing like a little despair to spice up your daily life.
WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE LONGER OR BE WEALTHY? - Wealth; as long as that wealth could influence policy enough to make a positive impact on 90% of the population. Otherwise, I didn't ask to be here, why would I want to drag it out?
DO YOU LIKE BLUE CHEESE? - I hate all cheese. Yes, please hate me.
DO YOU OWN A WEAPON? - A pistol that was given to me as a gift. I haven't fired it in almost a decade. Pew Pew 'Murica 🙄
DO YOU GET NERVOUS BEFORE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT? - Mostly due to the social interaction.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HOTDOGS? - When I see videos of poor animals being slaughtered, I hate them. But when I'm in a setting where they are being served, I don't mind them. I'm a horrible person.
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE? - Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and all those other shitty stop-motion TV movies that were made in the 60s; just for their artistic effort and design.
CAN YOU DO PUSH UPS? - Yeah, but I'd rather not.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF JEWELRY? - A ring from the 16th century. I gave it to my gf so she could have something of me.
FAVORITE HOBBY? - Touching up old photos so I can bring back the life that once was. Also, writing music is hard, but really satisfying.
CURRENT WORRY? - Bruh...climate change, the rise of authoritarianism and erosion of the rights of marginalized communities in the most powerful country on Earth.
CURRENT HATE RIGHT NOW? - SCOTUS.
FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? - That place in the middle of nowhere where my gf and I were able watch the 4th of July fireworks from multiple cities all at once as the sun went down.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO? - A time when I was younger; Sex, drugs and alcohol were new. Love and friendships were born, and our future was sooo fucking optimistic.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? - It's like teal.
CAN YOU WHISTLE? - Only sucking in.
FAVORITE COLOR? - Green all the way.
WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET? - Gum and Chapstick.
LAST THING THAT MADE YOU LAUGH? - This 9 second video
WORST INJURY YOU'VE EVER HAD AS A CHILD? - Rollerblading (yeah, I'm old). Tore my hands and elbows up. I'm proud of the scars.
DO YOU LOVE WHERE YOU LIVE? - Fuck no! Last year it hit 118 degrees (That's almost 48 degrees Celsius).
WHO IS YOUR LOUDEST FRIEND? - My gf 😬
HOW MANY DOGS DO YOU HAVE? - I had to put him down last year. I watched the life fade from his eyes as I held him. It exacerbated my existential crisis, but I didn't want him to be alone.
CATS? - She was so sweet. I miss her.
DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU? - Roll back the clock 20 years, and that's a definite yes.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK? - I: The Creation of a Serial Killer.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY? - Almond Joy and Spree.
WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL? - "Crush" by Jennifer Paige. Shit is fire.
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? - My great grandfather.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? - It would be alright if it was consistent. I purposely changed the way I wrote my A's to look cool when I was in High School. It took a month to get my brain to adopt the change, and it's stayed with me ever since.
WANT OR HAVE KIDS? - Spawned one when I was a teenager. Single dad now to a teenager who is currently the vocalist for a Matchbox 20 tribute band.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? - Unlikely.
DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? - It's really just a notepad app I have on my phone that contains random epiphanies, thoughts and grocery lists.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? - No... never. 😐
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? - They tried to take them from me, but I resisted!
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? - I think I'll pass.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? - Cinnamon Life.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? - Chucks, no. Vans, yes.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? - Emotionally, no. Physically, if I have to be.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM ? - Mint chocolate chip!
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? - Eyes and voice.
RED OR PINK? - Red.
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? - When I fall asleep, I somehow end up on my stomach with my arm under my head, constricting blood flow, causing the loss of all feeling in my arm and waking me up. Annoying AF.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? - My gf and my Aunt who passed away.
THE LAST THING YOU ATE? - Chicken tacos.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? - Something green, purple or the blackness of non existence.
FAVORITE SMELL? - My stepmom's perfume.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? - My brother.
FAVORITE DRINK? - It's typically water, unless you're talking about mind altering beverages; in which case it's anything gin or vodka mixed with soda.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? - Go get those points sport ball player!
HAIR COLOR? - Dark brown.
EYE COLOR? - Blue.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? - Yup. Glasses too. I'm blind AF.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? - Happy ending!
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? - About 5 mins of Donnie Darko until I became distracted.
SUMMER OR WINTER? - Autumn.
HUGS OR KISSES? - Hugs.
FAVORITE DESSERT? - A hot brownie with vanilla ice cream on top.
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? - Hot Stuff: Disco and the remaking of American Culture by Alice Echols.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST ON TV? - The Orville.
FAVORITE SOUNDS? - Well produced recorded audio tracks, especially drums.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? - Stones if I have to choose. Beatles are overrated...Vilify me.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? - On the outskirts of Denver CO.
Life is short. Maximize pleasure, minimize pain. Stick with the soft drugs peeps.
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Kathleen
just finding this after like months of friendship. lol
Haha, things have changed a wee bit since the completion of this survey.
by ⒶndyⒶnarchy; ; Report
i've def noted some of the differences lol but you're still dope af. so it's okay.
by Kathleen; ; Report
I need to make an updated one. Filled with more pessimism, less alcohol, and a truckload of apathy towards my current relationship status, lmao. I'm not even in the same ballpark of dopeness that you are.
by ⒶndyⒶnarchy; ; Report
EDÉN
HELL YEAHHHHH ANOTHER FAN OF MINT CHOCOLATEEEEE
The only kind to eat :)
by ⒶndyⒶnarchy; ; Report
yeh, personally, I also like rocky road and cookie dough :D
by EDÉN; ; Report
AshVan
Into the void, fornever?!? Nooo! A pleasure to read, this… and thought I’d say so.
Ha thanks! I know most people don't read blogs on here, especially since An got rid of blog subscription notifications.
by ⒶndyⒶnarchy; ; Report
Arius
Season 3 of The Orville was amazing! It was exactly what I was hoping - but failed - to get out of the new star trek shows. I'm also an anarchist, and a musician too. Only difference is that my audio interface is blue.
Spot on with The Orville. I just wish there was more. 🏴🥀. Keep those dreams alive with Mr Blue.
by ⒶndyⒶnarchy; ; Report
I heard whispers that there MIGHT be a 4th season... eventually. Seems like the entire cast is on board and it's just about finding the money. And after how awesome season 3 is, I'm feeling pretty optimistic. But also, I think it's okay for things to just last a short while.
by Arius; ; Report
P.S. I really enjoyed reading your survey responses. Great sense of humour.
by Arius; ; Report
Yeah sometimes it's good for shows to quit while they're ahead. Things can get a bit tacky if they're drawn out too much. I was never a fan of The Walking Dead, but it seems like they kept it alive to milk every cent they could.
And thanks. I like to add a little flavor to things. Even if it seems cheesy and ridiculous.
by ⒶndyⒶnarchy; ; Report