dreams pt1

this one happened last night and was straight up just a nightmare LMAO. 

so basically i found out i was pregnant but had no idea how (think virgin mary style lol) and so i was freaking out not knowing what to do so i went to my friends house (gonna call him J) and tried to convince him to give me some money LMAOOO. J was like "bitch what..." and i was begging him cause he's got money to spare LOL. so we came up with the idea that he'd say he was the father in case anyone asked and he'd take me to a clinic 😭 but then he was like "we gotta tell ur mom" but i of course said hell no so he starts fighting me for my phone and ends up texting my mother, saying i'm pregnant and that J is the father. she ends up going crazy calling me nonstop and shit so i'm there freaking out getting pissed at him for telling her and he's just like "lets order chinese food 🤩" and then i woke up confused as hell.

literally horrifying my brain needs to chill