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404 - Stupid, idiotic. From the internet error message 404, “file not found”. “He’s got the 404” means he’s got no idea. Bait - Obvious. “Duh, that’s really bait.” Beast - Something very cool. “My PS3 is a beast.” Beef - Grounds for a fight. “You got beef?” is like “you got a problem?” Benny - Tantrum. “She’s having a benny.” Blates - Blatantly. “I won, blates.” Butters - Extremely ugly, from “butt ugly”. “That girl you pulled was butters.” Caj - Cool, as in ‘casual’. “Your new boots are caj.” Carnage - What you feel after getting bladdered - a hangover. CBF - Can’t be fucked, as in too lazy. “Want to go out?” “CBF.” Chatting breeze - Talk rubbish. “You’re chatting breeze, that’s just bollocks.” Cotch / Kotch - Hang out. “Want to cotch at mine tonight?” Deffo - Definitely. “I’m deffo up for that.” Dizzy - Cool. “That’s dizzy.” Dope - Cool. “That’s dope.” Dry - Tedious / Boring. “Maths was dry."  Flat-roofing - Working hard. "I’m flat-roofing it for my A-levels.” Hufter - Idiot. “After I tripped up, I felt like such a hufter.” Lash - Borrow, lend. “Lash me a tenner?” Lush - Very nice. “That chocolate is lush.” Ming/ing - Disgusting. “That food was minging!” Munch - Snack. “Lets get some munch.” Nang - Cool. “This top is nang, I’m gonna buy it.” Ohnosecond - Immediate panic after making big mistake. “After I sent that email to my ex, I had a major ohnosecond.” Peng / Leng - Good looking. “She’s well peng.” Pimp - Verb. To improve something. “I’ve pimped my car, it has a sub-woofer.” Quality - Great. “The gig was quality.” Randomer - Stranger, or someone outside of a social group. “He’s just a randomer.” Rinsed - (1) Overused. “Radio 1 have rinsed that song.” (2) Beaten. “Emily was rinsed last night.” Sick - Incredible. “The party was sick.” Standard - Normal. “Arsenal beat Man U - standard.” Tight - Very close. “This is my best friend, we’re tight.” Tonk - (1)Good looking. “That boy is tonk.” (2) Enormous. “That club has tonk bouncers.” Twoc - Take without consent. “I twoced this road sign last night - no idea why, I was hammered.” Wordage - Turn of phrase, either written or spoken. “Great wordage, makes you sound clever.” Yard - Someone’s house. “Want to come round to my yard?”


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