survey time wooooo

wasn't around for that, but my user on most things is theos_thesolarlesbian (or smthn to that effect) or archivalassistant

if you were a bird, where would you fly to, who/what would you shit on?
I'd fly to the top of the mountain for the view, and i'd shit on a politician as they're making a speech live to the country

would you rather: be rich, alone, and hated..or poor but admired by everyone?
rich because admiration won't pay for my food shopping

pick one: teleportation or the ability to stop time
teleportation bcs i'm lazy

what artist would you love to collaborate with?
none bcs i am not a good artist

name a place that you would rather die than go visit
any place that has common natural disasters 

pick one: wear shutter shades for a week / wear flip flops with long socks for a week
shutter shades bcs why not

who was the last person to unintentionally make you smile?
not a person but my tortoise

name a phrase or two you started saying to be ironic, but ended up becoming part of your vocabulary
i started saying require instead of need but i kept doing it bcs i actually like saying the word require

have you ever felt bad for being right about something?
that time i knew my cousins dog would be sad if they left and she was

do you hate talking on the phone?
yes it is hell

what is your least favorite social media platform and why is it Facebook?
twitter actually but facebook sucks as well

pick one: see into the future / change the past
past because fuck literally every decision i made from the ages three and up

if you had to play a card game 1 hour a day for a week straight, what would it be? (not restricted to traditional card games, trading card games also count)
Blackjack because i think it os very fun

pick one: pool / hot tub
pool, theyre big

if you were re-incarnated as a Pokémon whomst would it be?
ditto probably

do you think Coca-Cola(tm) tastes better in a glass bottle or is there literally no difference?
it tastes sharper in a small cylincrical glass and bubblier in a bottke

if you were the creator of a cartoon/comic/anime/manga what would it be about?
a scientist who finds a stoner in his basement, becomes mates w him but then he just Fucking Dies and the scientists turns the stoner into a zombie 

what is something you have been lectured about, but still haven't learned the lesson?
being clumsy, still keep falling over and damaging things

what musician or musical group needs to make a comeback in 2021?
mcr. 

make up a slang term and define it for us
orzings- when you bend and one of ur joints folds in and it hurts like hell

the best time of my day is when i get to ___________
sit down and do nothing

name a celebrity you would like to have a civil conversation with and one you would like to yell at
civil convo with jennifer lawrence, yell at dr phil 

what did you do on your most enjoyable birthday celebration? if all your birthdays sucked, what would be the ideal birthday for you?
that one year we went to greece and i got to spend like three hours ranting about flags to my poor father bcs there was a flag line on the beach

would you rather live on a farm in the middle of nowhere or live in a tiny studio apartment right in the middle of everything
the farm because i hate noise

if you were given the ability to communicate with animals for a day would you do it or would you fear what they might say?
i'd do it for my mates dog and my mates dog only

what game are you horrible at but still have fun playing?
any game that requires skill or precision

name something that makes you sweat and you don't mind it
sitting in steam

name two activities you wish you could do simultaneously but it just isn't possible
paint and listen to my spotify. it may be physically possible but it takes so much longer that the painting gets abandoned bcs im too busy running around lol