purple rain (album)

 I can't listen to most of the songs on the a side of Prince's album Purple Rain without remembering the time when I was in 7th grade and was trying to see if i could fit under different furniture in my room and I got stuck under a chair and I couldn't call for help because I had bronchitis, and the door to my room was locked anyways. There was a record player sitting on top of the chair and it had that record on it and so i turned it on and played it at the highest volume so maybe somebody would hear and come to tell me to turn it off because it was too loud. Nobody did. I eventually just figured out how to get out myself. I wonder if I can still fit under that chair.