Spinach ಠ_ಠ

To whomever invented spinach, I DEZPIZE YOU. My father got me thiz lovely ( fancy ) cheezebread today. I waz so excited and started to eat it. Though later i had realized it contained spinach. IT WAZ ALL WILTY AND GROZZ AND SLIMEY. I have major texture issuez and spinach hitz all the major flawz i can find in food. Even when it'z fresh it iz still bad. I cannot simply dezcribe it. It iz a symphony of emotionz and all of them are hatred. It iz like ruzty nailz waltzed with mud while a thunderztorm raged outzide. I may be anemic but i would rather eat straight up iron than ever have to eat spinach again.