I think we should provide all men over 31 with free hotness consultancy and also the consultants launch all of the pedophiles into the sun with a cannon
unfortunately this means that when we eventually colonize the sun there will be a pedophile problem but i think it's a worthy tradeoff to have a better earth now, and we can develop a special hell dimension to put the pedophiles in while we have our hot old men and no stinky old pedophiles in the meantime
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Xx_fable_xX
you're completely right. with enough bodies hurled into the sun, we may be able to construct a dyson sphere of corpses, at long last propelling humans into the spaceage
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no i dont want to make a vacuum company out of the sun silly fable
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tell me the last time humans vacuumed our star then. the sun deserves better 3:
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u r right im sorry
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